The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
David Hume · en
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│ │ For courting sporting people; │ │
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│ │ To peep at Barking steeple. │ │
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Footnote 2:
A _terra incognita_, lying in the vicinity of Tothill Fields.
[Illustration]
"Show his eyes and grieve his heart;
Come like shadows, so depart."
COURTEOUS READER,
DIVARICATING from the beaten track of all my predecessors in the
Celestial Art, whose method it hath ever been to leave the
interpretation of their symbolical prefigurements to be explorated and
divined by the subtlety of the ingenious reader himself,—by the which
they did shroud, in a tenfold tenebrosity of Cimmerian gloom, their
no-meaning mysteries, and ambiguous puzzlements;—deviating, I say, from
such a course, I do herewith not only present thee, as hath been my
custom, with an Hieroglyphic "adapted to the times," but lifting the
veil of obscurity, wherein it is shrouded from vulgar apprehension, lay
patent and exposed the hidden meaning thereof.
It hath in it the three grand postulates or requirements of a veritable
Hieroglyphic, _videlicet_,—It is Astroscopical, Astrological, and
Prophetical:—
It is _Astroscopical_, as it is founded on an observation of the Stars.
It is _Astrological_, as it is indicative of planetary potency and lunar
influence; and
It is _Prophetical_, inasmuch as it not only presenteth the present, but
futurizeth the future.
_Taurus_, the _Bull_ (egregious John!), having, through a plethora of
purse, fallen into a dreamy mood, yielded himself up to a somniferous
influence, which becloudeth, with a misty obfuscation, his natural
senses; whereupon the megrims of his crazy brain do set themselves to
work, and conjure up certain airy visions of speculative aggrandizement.