The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
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│ │That brings me safe and sound through every strait, │ he must, │
│ 6│And when my rebel subjects tipp'd me over, │ │
│ │Placed between them and me the Straits of Dover: │ungrudgingly │
│ 7│On _terra firma_ I've at length alighted, │ │
│ │More dead than living, tho' less hurt than frighted,│ and │
│ 8│And strike me ugly—that I swear quite plain, │ │
│ │I'll never venture in the air again. │ obediently, │
│ 9│To let me go the varlets scarce were willing │ │
│ │As long as they could show me for a shilling:— │ │
│10│At last however all was right and handy, │ ♃ ♂ ⊕ │
│ │By Madame's wondrous skill and—drops of brandy; │ │
│11│And while my cheeks with glowing rouge were spread, │ acquiesce │
│ │'Tis false to say the white usurp'd the red. │ │
│12│Then as we mounted in the clear blue sky, │ in and │
│ │The Queen's own private Aëronaute and I, │ │
│13│A field of handkerchiefs waved full in view, │ accede to │
│ │Dirty and clean, silk, cotton, black and blue; │ │
│14│And while the huge machine majestic rose, │ │
│ │I gazed on many an elevated nose, │ ♊ ♀ │
│15│And heard, and wrote it down, with great surprise, │ │
│ │A man in spectacles exclaim "my eyes!" │ all her │
│16│Just as we threw the sand-bags quickly o'er, │ │
│ │And rose so high that I could hear no more. │ modest │
│17│So being fairly out of mortal ken, │ │
│ │The fair one said, "We'll soon come down again." │requirements?│
│18│Too soon—for while I turn'd myself around, │ │
│ │Balloon and car came spinning to the ground: │ │
│19│The earth received my nob—too thick to split— │ ♈ ☿ ♏ │
│ │The lady fell on—what she thought most fit. │ │
│20│I gallop'd off as fast as steeds could fly; │ when, and │
│ │To bed she posted quickly, there—_to lie_. │ │
│21│ │ not before, │
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│ │ │ he may │
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│ │ │ reasonably │
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