The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
David Hume · en
Music hath pow'r 'neath the torrid zone,
Where love in his ardour is found;
And the heart of the Indian melts
At the tom-tom's am'rous sound.
Music hath pow'r on Greenland's ice;
When guileless hearts grow gladder,
And nimble feet rejoice at the sound
Of a dozen peas in a bladder.
Music hath pow'r over brutish hearts,
To shake them to their middle.
The nightingale dies on the poet's lute;
And a bear will dance to a fiddle.
Yes: music hath power o'er the wide, wide, world:
A power that's deep and endearing.
But music now has no power on me,
For I'm very hard of hearing.
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DECEMBER.—Christmas Eve.
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│ DECEMBER. │ [1837.│
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│ │"Last scene of all," that ends the year, │
│ │And ushers in brave Christmas cheer, │
│ │Come, deckt as thou wert wont to be, │
│ │In festive smiles and revelry, │
│ │With roasted beef and minced pies, │
│ │And pudding of gigantic size! │
│ │Fit emblem of our wealth's vast sum; │
│ │I'd be contented with a _plum_. │
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│D.│ =Great Events and Odd Matters.= │ _Prognosti- │
│ │ │ fications._ │
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│ 2│ A RISING GENIUS. │ about │
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│ 3│_Timothy Sly's own Epistle (not the Master's)._ │ which time, │
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│ 4│DEAR DICK,—I copied my school letter to │ ⚹ ♒ ☿ │
│ │Father and Mother ten times before one was good │ │
│ 5│enough, and while the teacher is putting the │ many │
│ │ capitals │ │
│ │and flourishes in I shall slip this off on the │ │
│ │ sly. │ │
│ 6│Our examination was yesterday and the table was │ aldermen │
│ │covered with books and things bound in gilt and │ │