"I hope you ride out ev'ry day; It's the first thing on earth for the health, Without which, as I've oft heard you say, What's honours, and station, and wealth? But, dear Uncle, pray never more mount, That wild thing you bought of Lord Roos: But you are so exceedingly bold! Did I thank you before for the goose? "_P.S._—Could you lend me ten pounds Till Christmas? My lease is just out, And I've no one to fly to but you: Dear Sir—By-the-bye, how's your gout?— The int'rest of course I shall pay, Five per cent.—Is your cough getting loose?— You can send it per post—and, dear Nunks, Many thanks for that duck of a goose." OCTOBER. [1838 [Illustration: Messuages delivered. ] 1 London Parcels Delivery Comp. estab. 1837. TRIUMPH OF TEE-TOTALISM. DERE FRIND, I rite to inform you our caws is quite the top of the tree in these parts, nerely all the publicks is ruined and shut up quite private, the checkers is xchecker'd—the baileaves is in at the rosemary bush—and there's not a sole to shak ands at the Salitation—nothing but whimpering at the whine waultz, instead of dancing and tostication so the wendors of spirits is quite dispirited and at the hintermedihate nobody wont go to be drunk on the premises. Our parson hoo nose the sin of spiritual lickers as inroled isself and some of the jentry as hates gin as jined us, the sqwire too sais he will sine and sail with us as long as he dosnt go out of site of port. We holds quite a strong meeting weakly but drinks nothing but Tee total and as abolisht XX intire and marches quite connubial together round the pump to the tune of Andle's water music but we as now less occasion for the spout and shall soon dew altogether without my unkle which is a relashun you will be glad to hear for as we have left off our cups we have less need of the balls, but I am sorey to sea all our happytites is sadly hincreased witch is wery detrimental and hilconvenent at this critearyon of the ear. We was extorted last weakly meeting by a new member a norrid drunkerd but now quite a reform carrikter sins his money was all gone and nobody wont trust him. His discoors was quite headyfying for he is a tailer and goos about in the good cawse since he left off gozzling. Before he jined us he was alwise stupid drunk and beatin his wif and now he never gives his mind to licker. Just at the beginning he was quite affecting and could not get on without a go of brandy which we thought very rum. He as given up his trade witch was his sole dependanse sinse he lost all his plaices and know dout he will be trew to us til somthink else befalse. Dere frind thease is the first Hoctober as we as passed without a brewin witch it