┌─────────────┬───────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │1836] │ APRIL. │ ├─────────────┼───────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤ │ │Well, neighbour, what do the papers say │ │ │ About "The Wisdom collective?" │ │ │Oh! their Honours are busied by night and day │ │ │ With a list of The Lords elective: │ │ │For like old London Bridge, they declare, for years │ │ │They've been sadly obstructed by too many _peers_. │ ├──┬──────────┼──────────────────────────────────────────┬────────────┤ │ M│ Season's │ =Odd Matters.= │ WEATHER. │ │ D│ Signs. │ │ │ ├──┼──────────┼──────────────────────────────────────────┼────────────┤ │ 1│Sloshy │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ 2│squashy │ "EASTER MONDAY." │ budding │ │ │ │ │ │ │ 3│are │ Can poet's quill, │ ♄ ♊ ♌ ☿ ⚹ │ │ │ │ Or painter's skill, │ │ │ 4│the │ Depict the joy │ │ │ │ │ Of 'Prentice Boy, │ ☉ ♊ │ │ 5│streets, │ On that bright fun day, │ │ │ │ │ EASTER MONDAY? │reputation, │ │ 6│sloppy │ │ │ │ │ │Can rhetorician or logician │ │ │ 7│droppy │Describe with aught that's like precision │ ☉ ♄ ♊ │ │ │ │The rapture that dilates his soul, │ │ │ 8│all │Now his own master, and beyond control? │ and │ │ │ │ His fancy soars aloft, like a │ │ │ │ │ sky-rocket! │ │ │ 9│one │ Where shall he go? │ not to put │ │ │ │ He doesn't know, │ │ │10│meets; │Although "the world's before him where to │ the same │ │ │ │ choose," │ │ │ │ │And he's got on a bran new pair of shoes, │ │ │11│Haber- │ And two bright shillings in his │ │ │ │ │ trousers' pocket. │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │12│dashers │ Perhaps he'll join the merry throng │ ♄ ♊ ☿ ♂ ⚹ │ │ │ │ Who love the dance and song; │ │ │13│mantua- │ Or, _drawn_ by ASTLEY'S _horses_, go, │ into │