The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
David Hume · en
│15│cious, │ Supplied the thirsty revellers │ ♃ ⊕ ♒ ☉ │
│ │ │ With draughts of nut-brown ale; │ │
│16│unless │ While pleas'd, the neighb'ring │ │
│ │ │ gentry stood, │ │
│ │ │ And view'd the cheerful scene, │thrust forth│
│17│the stars │ Or laid aside their rank to join │ │
│ │ │ The sports upon the green. │ │
│18│prove │ │ ♓ ♑ │
│ │ │ Ah! those were times that memory │ │
│19│more │ Is happy to retrace, │ their │
│ │ │ But chang'd, alas! and sad are those│ │
│20│propi- │ Which now supply their place. │ own bald │
│ │ │ An honest healthy peasantry │ │
│21│tious, │ Then shar'd the farmer's board, │ and │
│ │ │ Who'd shrink from parish pauper pay,│ │
│22│that │ As from a thing abhorr'd; │ conceited │
│ │ │ The sons of "Merry England" now │ │
│23│I shall │ Are chang'd to Mammon's slaves, │ │
│ │ │ And "peep about to find themselves │ │
│24│nothing │ Dishonourable graves." │ ☽ ♂ ♀ │
│ │ │ The "labourer," no longer "reckon'd │ │
│25│have │ Worthy of his hire," │ │
│ │ │ No more partakes the farmer's board,│suppositions│
│26│to say │ Nor warms him at his fire— │ │
│ │ │ │ │
│27│about │ * * * * * │ ♈ ♀ ⚹ ♏ ☽ │
│ │ │ │ │
│28│this │ (RIGDUM FUNNIDOS _interrupteth_:) │ │
│ │ │ │ For these │
│29│famous │Stop, stop, old friend! I prithee, cease │ │
│ │ │ this prosing. │ │
│ │ │Egad! you'll set my gentle readers dozing.│ and other │
│30│month │The TIMES are bad, I own, and sad's the │ │
│ │ │ _change_; │ │
│ │ │But, surely, that is not so wondrous │ weighty │
│ │ │ strange; │ │
│31│of May! │And if it were, this is no place to joke │ │
│ │ │ in. │ │
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│ │ │ NONAGENARIAN: │ │
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