The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
David Hume · en
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│1836.] │ DECEMBER. │
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│ │Holiday joys have some alloys,— │
│ │ For many they're bitter pills, │
│ │When all the dearest _ducks_ come home │
│ │ From school, with their long _bills_, │
│ │And the noisy waits at midnight chime, │
│ │Convince you it is _Wakation_ time. │
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│ M│ Season's │ =Odd Matters.= │ WEATHER. │
│ D│ Signs. │ │ │
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│ 1│The │ │ │
│ │ │ "BOXIANA." │ │
│ 2│season's │ │ Now │
│ │ │I HATE the very name of _box_; │ │
│ 3│signs │ It fills me full of fears: │would it not│
│ │ │It 'minds me of the woes I've felt │ │
│ 4│this │ Since I was young in years. │ be better │
│ │ │ │ │
│ 5│month │They sent me to a Yorkshire school, │ ⚹ ♄ ♓ ☉ ♄ │
│ │ │ Where I had many knocks; │ │
│ 6│do │For there my schoolmates _box'd_ my ears, │ │
│ │ │ Because I couldn't _box_. │ │
│ 7│greatly │ │ than such │
│ │ │I pack'd my _box_; I pick'd the locks; │ │
│ 8│vary │ And ran away to sea; │ │
│ │ │And very soon I learnt to _box_ │ │
│ 9│in │ The compass merrily. │ ☌ ♄ ♂ │
│ │ │ │ │
│10│manner │I came ashore—I call'd a coach, │ │
│ │ │ And mounted on the _box_; │ weather │
│11│too │The coach upset against a post, │ │
│ │ │ And gave me dreadful knocks. │ wisdom │
│12│that's │ │ │
│ │ │I soon got well; in love I fell, │ as this, │
│13│most │ And married Martha Cox; │ │
│ │ │To please her will, at fam'd _Box_ Hill, │ │
│14│extr'or- │ I took a country _box_. │ ☽ ☿ ♍ ♊ ♉ │