The Kitchen Cupid. ] [Illustration: The Modern Macheath; or, how happy could I be with either? ] THE INVISIBLE POLICEMAN. A NATURAL CURIOSITY, TO WHOM THOUSANDS HAVE ALREADY PAID, AND NOBODY HAS EVER YET SEEN. THIS RETIRING INDIVIDUAL WILL, STRANGE TO SAY, ANSWER CIVILLY ANY QUESTION THAT MAY BE PUT TO HIM; HE WILL TELL ANY PERSONS WHAT THEY HAD FOR DINNER THE DAY BEFORE; HE WILL NAME THE COLD MEAT DAYS IN EACH FAMILY; AND STATE THE COLOUR OF THE HAIR AND EYES OF THE FEMALE SERVANTS IN EVERY ESTABLISHMENT; LIKEWISE WHETHER THE MAIDS FIND THEIR OWN TEA AND SUGAR; Indeed, it will be found that this Wonderful Creature POSSESSES A KNOWLEDGE EXTENDING OVER THE WHOLE AREA OF THE METROPOLIS. "'Tis not a wonder: 'Tis Nature."—TIMES. [Illustration: THE COOK AND HER FAITHFUL ATTENDANT. ] "SAY YOU DID IT!" A ROMANCE OF SMILES AND TITTERS. TITTER THE FIRST.