The Comic Almanack, Volume 2: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
David Hume · en
Next danger a really dreadful one. Arrive at a fearful precipice, the
edge very much overhanging the base, so that it formed a species of
cave. Called a council of war. Council of war were for going home again.
Rebuked them, and pointing to rough edges of rock, proposed to try to
crawl to summit. Set to work accordingly. Dangerous business, but
succeeded. On the top of this tremendous cliff, discovered a vast chasm
or crevice, which appeared to bar all further progress. Guides in
despair. Much too wide to jump. Looked down. Crevice did not appear to
have any bottom in particular. Called another council of war, and at the
same moment a violent squall of wind and snow sweeping by, put up my
umbrella, when, horrible to relate, the storm caught it, and lifted me
into the air; the principal guide, who caught my leg, being carried up
also, and in a moment we were hurried, in the very thick of the squall,
and deafened by its howling, across the abyss, and landed on the further
bank. The guides on the other side now flung across the rope, which we
caught, and fastened to a rock, and one of their number, unfortunately
the heaviest, proceeded to come across. The remaining two, however, not
having strength to support his weight, he fairly pulled them into the
crevice, so that we were obliged to drag up the whole three. Found that
we were now not far from the summit. Saw it before us rising in a sharp
peak against the blue sky. More of the steep slope work. Guides at last
become so dreadfully exhausted, that I have to drag up the whole four.
Terribly hard work. Nothing but my splendid muscular development would
have enabled me to go through with it. Ice decidedly too rough for
skating over, as may be seen by the following diagram.
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Close to the summit, when another dreadful crevice with a high rock on
the opposite side threatens to stop our progress. Surmounted the
difficulty by a daring gymnastic feat, performed as follows:—Standing on
each other's shoulders, the lowest man let his body incline over the
cliff, so that I, as highest, reached the edge of the opposite side, and
made fast the rope to a projection in the rock.
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Thus we happily got over, and in half an hour reached the extreme peak
of the Jung-Frau, where we clustered together, and gave three British
cheers, while half a dozen eagles flew round and round us.
Had no time to make scientific experiments; but ascertained that the
strength of alcohol is not diminished in any sensible degree by the
extreme rarefaction of the air at great heights. I subjoin a telescopic
view of mountain scenery, as it appeared through my double-barrelled
lorgnette. N.B. I squint.
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