The Empire Makers: A Romance of Adventure and War in South Africa
David Hume · en
He had entered the presence of Ned and his followers the most woebegone
and shivering wretch that ever stood on the gallows. But the sight of
their stalwart forms and resolute faces restored his confidence. It was
like a reprieve to the condemned felon, a week's engagement to the needy
and improvident actor. From abject terror he bounded into the regions
of insufferable assurance, like an inflated air-ball.
He insisted on reciting his epic before he took his departure, and dwelt
lingeringly over its choice language and far-fetched imagery.
Fortunately it was brief, for he was one of these poets whose muse is
gaspy in her leaps, as well as obscure in her metaphor and phrases.
Like a small phial, his mind could not carry or give much at a time, but
he fondly believed that what he gave was quintessence. His thoughts
were aged, stale, and feeble, but he dressed them well, and considered,
as so many of our moderns do, that the dressing was all that need be
considered or admitted. Our heroes bore the infliction meekly, for they
remembered their own lost and adored diary; but Pylea and her
companions, and also the Kaffirs, yawned most rudely.
Ned, thinking to please this royal poet, further presented to him a
spare compass which he had, also a revolver and a rifle, with some
ammunition. Sotu accepted the compass with effusive thanks, but he
shuddered and recoiled before the other gifts.
"Send these to the queen; she will appreciate them, and they may soften
her wrath, after you are gone. Meantime I must go, as I have to
superintend my cooks. There is a new dish which I am introducing
tonight from an ancient formula, and I find wonderful amusement in
preparing it."
"Indeed," answered Ned, politely. "What is it?"
"The forgotten art of cooking quails. We pluck and partly boil them
alive in oil before stuffing and roasting them. The natural juices are
thus retained, and the flesh is tenderer than by keeping them until
stale."
"Ah!" murmured Ned, trusting in his heart that this refined cook might
also have a little slow boiling in oil before he was too stale.
"I have invented some pots, with lids specially contrived to keep the
birds' heads outside. We plunge their bodies in the cold oil, and bring
it very gradually to the boiling-point. We are able to tell in this way
when they are sufficiently done, and that is the instant they expire.
It is a pleasant sight to watch their heads during the process."
"Is it, sire? For the watcher, or for the birds?"
"The watcher, of course," replied the king, smiling, as he caught what
he thought was the joke. "We remove them then, stuff them with garlic,
pine-apple, and bananas, and slightly roast them within tamarisk leaves.
I shall send you a dish of them tonight. They are most delicate in
flavour and rarely succulent."
Ned bowed. He felt like kicking this callous and cowardly fiend, but
policy forced him to dissemble.