The Island of Fantasy: A Romance — David Hume — John Shaqi
The Island of Fantasy: A Romance
David Hume · en
“No more you were—more’s the pity! Those were glorious times, and, in
spite of my years, I do not regret having been born early in the
century. Life is too tame now, all bread and butter and explosive
machines. Give me the good old days of hand-to-hand combat, lots of
adventure, rows galore, and the devil take the hindmost.”
“I never met such a man as you, uncle.”
“Then you never met yourself. I don’t mean your _doppelganger_, but your
inner self, for you are exactly what I was, though how the deuce your
father ever came to have such a son, I do not know. He was as mild as
milk, my brother Austin.”
“Was he?” said Maurice grimly, thinking of the many family rows that had
taken place.
“Oh, I don’t deny he had a spice of the Roylands temper, but as to
ambition and enterprise, he might as well have been born a carrot. Why,
he nearly ruined you, my boy, with neglecting to put you on the right
track—no wonder you got melancholia and all that rubbish. You are a
worker, not a dreamer.”
“I have brains, I suppose?”
“Yes, and so has Crispin; but he uses his brains in the right way, you
don’t. Crispin is born to sit down and tinkle a lute, you are born to
handle a sword and lead an exciting career. Why didn’t you go into the
army?”
“My father wouldn’t let me.”
“Of course!” said Justinian, with a snort of disdain; “he wanted to make
you a mollycoddle like himself. I wonder you did not go out of your mind
in that smoky London, chipping away at marble and cutting it out. Why,
you have been here only a couple of months, and already you are in your
right mind. Go back to England indeed!—you are a fool if you do. Like
myself, you are born to be a ruler, not a unit in English civilization.
I’m glad I got you to myself before it was too late.”
“Well, if my career has begun late, I am at least young, and have a long
life before me.”
“Yes; I envy you that, Maurice. Look at me! youthful in spirit, old in
years. I shall die in the prime of my spiritual strength, just because
my wretched body is of an inferior quality to my soul.”
“Still you are good for a few years yet. And, uncle, don’t you think it
would be wise of you not to expose yourself in battle?”
“What!” roared the old Demarch in a voice of thunder; “stay in the
background! Never while I can handle a sword. I’m not going to let every
one else have the fun, and leave myself out of it. Why, this coming war
in a teacup is the first bit of amusement I have had for years, and yet
you grudge it to me.”
“I don’t want you to be killed, uncle.”
“Oh, I’ll look after myself, never you be afraid! I won’t live any the
longer for wrapping myself up in cotton wool, and if I die, why, like
Tennyson’s farmer, I die, but I’ll have one stirring fight before I give
up the ghost.”
“You have the Baresark fury in you, uncle.”