Whom God Hath Joined: A Question of Marriage — David Hume — John Shaqi
Whom God Hath Joined: A Question of Marriage
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"No doubt she fully deserved the name, if I remember rightly," said
Eustace drily, putting on his hat, "and she'll remember you for that
out of spite."
"Well, do what you like, Gartney," replied Otterburn, grasping his
friend's hand, "I'm awfully glad to see you safe and sound once more.
When will you look me up again?"
"I'm not quite sure! I've got to see Aunt Jelly first--my lawyers
second--about a dozen tradesmen, to make myself respectable, and then
I am going to run down home for a few days."
"I didn't know you had a home."
"Oh, yes!--the cot where I was born, and all that kind of thing. A
tumble-down old place, looking out on to the German Ocean."
"Well, don't let me lose sight of you yet," said Macjean, accompanying
his guest to the door.
"No!--by-the-way, I'll come back and tell you my impressions of Miss
Sheldon, and you can shape your course accordingly--in love with the
same woman for eighteen months! Good Lord! what constancy! Ah, Johnnie
and how are you?"
"Brawly! Brawly! thank ye for speiring, sir," replied Mr. Armstrong,
who stood holding the door open, "may I tac' the leeberty of
obsairving, sir, that ye look a wee bit brown, it's the weather na
doot."
"Not a bit of it, Johnnie--the sun, my man, the sun."
"Hech! Hech! Au thocht it was the dochter," replied Johnnie, laughing
at his own wit.
Eustace did not take offence, as Johnnie's dour ways rather amused
him, so he laughed also and departed, while Angus went back to his
dressing-room to get ready for paying a round of visits.
CHAPTER XIX.
AUNT JELLY DISCUSSES FAMILY AFFAIRS.
"You know the marriage service where it says--
'Whom God hath joined let no man put asunder,'
That answers for an interfering third,
Who sows dissension in a happy home;
But wife and husband can do just the same,
Unless there's give and take betwixt the pair,
Black looks, neglect, hard words, and other ills,
Will put asunder A and B new wed,
As surely as if C had played the rogue."
Aunt Jelly was a lady whom everyone judged best to leave alone, as
she, being of a tart and aggressive nature, was disposed to be
exceedingly disagreeable when meddled with. Old Father Time appeared
to be of the same opinion, for he never seemed to come near her in any
way, and though year after year went by, changing youth to age,
dimming bright eyes, whitening heads brown and golden, and turning
mellow voices to shrill trebles, Miss Corbin still preserved the same
grim appearance, as if she was indeed the granite figure to which so
many of her friends likened her. If Time did add another wrinkle in a
stealthy way, or make her blood course more slowly through her
withered frame, he did it in such a manner that no one, not even the
closest observer, could notice it; and Aunt Jelly, straight and
defiant as ever, sat grimly silent in her chair, knitting, knitting,
knitting, as though she were some immortal hag weaving the destinies
of short-lived humanity.