"Aye! aye!" remarked Pargowker, folding up his prescription. "While
there's life, there's hope."
"Don't quote your proverbs to me," said Aunt Jelly, determined not to
be pleased by anything, "they're nothing but traditional lies; but
seriously speaking, doctor, if you can speak seriously, which I'm very
much inclined to doubt, I want to see my nephew, Sir Guy Errington,
to-day."
"No! dearest lady, no!" said Pargowker, rising from his seat, and
raising one hand in protest, "pardon me, no!--the very worst person
you could see!"
"If you knew him as well as I do, you might well say that," replied
Miss Corbin, malignantly, "but I must see him. It's imperative."
"If you will not excite yourself----"
"I'm not going to excite myself," retorted Aunt Jelly, "but I'm going
to excite him."
Dr. Pargowker took up his hat and buttoned his coat with the air of a
man who washed his hands of the whole affair.
"If you attend to my orders," he said, speaking more sharply than was
usual with him, "you will see no one. But I know you of old, Miss
Corbin. You expect to be cured, but won't do what you're told."
"Good Heavens!" ejaculated Aunt Jelly, with feeble merriment. "Have
you taken to poetry also? The idea is good, doctor, but the poetry is
worse than Minnie's."
"Oh, Miss Jelly!" murmured Minnie, in tearful protest.
"Well, well," said Pargowker, good-humouredly, shaking hands with Miss
Corbin, "poetry or not, dear lady, do what I tell you. Keep yourself
calm, see no one, take this prescription, and I think, yes, I think
you will be quite safe."
"I've no doubt about it," cried Aunt Jelly, as he paused at the door,
"safe for the nearest cemetery. Go along with you, doctor. I tell you
I've made up my mind to see my nephew. It's a case of life and death."
"Certainly with you, dear lady--certainly with you," said Dr.
Pargowker emphatically. "Miss Pelch, will you honour me by seeing me
to the door?"
"You want to talk about me behind my back," said Miss Corbin,
suspiciously. "It's no use. I'll make Minnie tell me everything." She
darted a threatening look at that young lady, which made her shake,
and then Minnie disappeared through the door, while the doctor
prepared to follow, first giving a parting word to his refractory
patient.
"It's no use, dear lady," he said, with playful ponderousness,
"calling in the doctor if you don't intend to obey him."
"I never obeyed anyone in my life," said Aunt Jelly, stiffening her
back, "and I'm certainly not going to begin with you."
"Dearest Miss Corbin, I am in earnest."
"So am I," retorted the old lady, frowning. "There! there! go away,
I'll do everything you tell me, but I must see my nephew to-day."
Dr. Pargowker sighed, yielded to stern necessity, and spoke.
"Well, you can do so, my dear, old friend, but only for five
minutes--only for five minutes."
"Quite enough for all I've got to say."