Whom God Hath Joined: A Question of Marriage — David Hume — John Shaqi
Whom God Hath Joined: A Question of Marriage
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Presently Eustace, cool, calm and unconcerned, arrived, with a large
appetite and an apology for being late.
"I've got a man who is in the habit of mislaying things," he explained
as they all sat down to dinner, "he mislaid his brains when he was
born, and hasn't found them yet, so I suffer in consequence. No sherry
for me, thank you! Water, please!"
"Ugh, London water," groaned Laxton, holding up his sherry to the
light.
"Water," remarked Mr. Gartney sententiously, "is the purest of all
elements."
"Not in town," retorted Macjean with a grimace. "I don't believe in
Adam's wine."
"No Scotchman ever did as far as I know," said Eustace drily.
"Presbyterian wine is what you all prefer north of the Tweed."
"And a very good idea too," observed Guy, contributing his quota to
the conversation, "especially on wet days."
"That's why such a lot of whisky is consumed in the Land o' Cakes,"
explained Eustace gravely, "it's always wet up there. Scotch mist and
Scotch whisky invariably go together."
"This," remarked Laxton, alluding to the conversation, "is not a
teetotol meeting."
"No one could possibly accuse it of being that," retorted Gartney,
with a significant glance at the full glasses, "but if you three
gentlemen don't mind talking, I'll eat in the meantime. The Soudan
cook is a good one, the Gartney appetite is a large one, so thank God
for all His mercies and leave me to pay attention to the good things
of this life."
His three friends laughed at his humorous way of putting things, and
devoted themselves to the fish. The conversation went on in a more or
less frivolous fashion, the last scandal, the blunders of the Cabinet,
the new novel of the realistic school, the prospects of a war in the
East--all these were discussed in their turn by the quartette, and
then Laxton began to argue with Otterburn about the African
expedition, so seizing the opportunity Guy bent forward to speak to
Eustace.
"I want to talk to you after dinner," he said in a low voice.
"Certainly," replied Gartney carelessly, "but will you have time? What
about the theatre?"
"I've changed my mind," said Guy quickly, "so I sent an excuse to Mrs.
Veilsturm. Have you anything particular to do? If not we can go to
your rooms. I won't detain you long."
Eustace flashed a keen look on his cousin, and paused a moment before
replying:
"I was going to look in at one or two drawing-rooms to-night," he said
at length, "but as my engagements really aren't very particular, I'll
not trouble about them, so I will be at your disposal."
"Thank you," answered Guy, drawing a long breath.
"Nothing wrong, I hope?"
"Well that is as it turns out. I saw Aunt Jelly to-day."
"Ah!" said Eustace in a significant tone, knowing that an interview
with Aunt Jelly always meant trouble of some sort. "I think I can
understand. However, let us go on with our meal. Pleasure and appetite
first, business and Aunt Jelly afterwards. What are those two boys
fighting about?"