Sayin, that no more shel we sell em in the market place, Or take their wives from em, Or be father to their children, Or make uv em conkebines aginst their will, Or force em to toil without hire, Or shoot em, ez we wuz wont to do under the old dispensashun, Or make laws for em wich didn't bind us as well. And our hearts wuz sad in our buzzums; for we said, Lo! the nigger is our ekal; and we mourned ez them hevin no hope. But the President, even Androo, the choice uv Booth, said, Nay. And the bill wuz vetoed, and is no law; and our hearts is made glad. And from the Ohio to the Gulf shel go up the song uv gladness and the sounds uv mirth. The nigger will we slay, for he elevated his horn agin us. We will make one law for him and another for us, and he will sigh for the good old times when he wuz a slave in earnest. His wife shel be our conkebine, ef she is fair to look upon; and ef he murmurs, we'll bust his head. His daughters shel our sons possess; and their inkrease will we sell, and live upon the price they bring. In our fields they shel labor; but the price uv their toil shel make us fat. Sing, O my soul! The nigger hed become sassy and impudent, and denied that he wuz a servant unto his brethren. He sheltered hisself behind the Freedman's Burow, and the Civil Rites Bill, and the soldiery, and he wagged his lip at us, and made mouths at us. And we longed to git at him, but because of these we durst not. But now who shell succor him. We will smite him hip and thigh, onless he consents to be normal. Our time uv rejoicin is come. In Kentucky, the soldiers voted,--them ez wuz clothed in gray,--and we routed the Abolishnists. Three great capchers hev we made: New Orleens we capcherd, Kentucky we capcherd, and the President--him who aforetime strayed from us--we capcherd. Rejoice, O my soul! for yoor good time, wich wuz so long a comin, is come. We shel hev Post Offisis, and Collectorships, and Assessorships, and Furrin Mishns, and Route Agencies, and sich; and on the proceeds thereof will we eat, drink, and be merry. The great rivers shel be whisky, the islands therein sugar, the streems tributary lemon joose and bitters, and the faithful shel drink. Whisky shel be cheap; for we shel hold the offises, and kin pay; and the heart uv the barkeeper shel be glad. The Ablishnist shel hang his hed; and we will jeer him, and flout him, and say unto him, "Go up, bald head!" and no bears shel bite us; for, lo! the President is our rock, and in him we abide. Blessed be Booth, who give us Androo. Blessed be the veto, wich makes the deed uv Booth uv sum account to us. Blessed be Moses, who is a leadin us out uv the wilderness, into the Canaan flowin with milk and honey. PETROLEUM V. NASBY, Lait Paster uv the Church uv the Noo Dispensashun. XXII.