The Glory of Clementina Wing — John Locke — John Shaqi
The Glory of Clementina Wing
John Locke · en
“It’s an inspiration of genius,” exclaimed Quixtus excitedly. “I’ll
write the cheque now.” He sat down to his desk and pulled out his
cheque-book. “And you will go at once to my nephew—I’ll give you a card
of introduction—and acquaint him with my decision.”
“What?” cried Vandermeer.
Quixtus calmly repeated the last sentence. Vandermeer’s face went a
shade paler. He wrung his hands, which were naturally damp, until they
grew as bloodless as putty. He had never done any wanton harm in his
life. All the meanness and sharp-dealing he had practised were but a
poor devil’s shifts to fill an empty belly. Quixtus’s behest covered him
with dismay. It was unexpected. It is one thing to suggest to a crazy
and unpractical patron a theoretical fantasia of wickedness, and another
to be commanded to put it oneself into execution. It was less moonshine
than ever.
“Don’t you want to do it?” asked Quixtus, unwittingly balancing
temptation, in the form of a fat cheque-book, in his hand.
Vandermeer fell. What wolf-eyed son of Hagar would have resisted?
“I think,” said he, with a catch in his throat, “that if the suggestion
alone is worth twenty pounds, the carrying out of it is worth—say—ten
more?”
“Very well,” said Quixtus; “but,” he added drily, “the next time I hope
you’ll give an estimate to cover the whole operation.”
The second of the three to receive a summons from the Master was
Billiter.
“You know something about horse-racing,” remarked Quixtus.
“What I don’t isn’t worth knowing. I’ve chucked away a fortune in
acquiring the knowledge.”
“I want you to accompany me to race-meetings and show me the wickedness
of the turf,” said Quixtus.
“So that’s my little job is it?”
“That’s your little job.”
“I think I can give you a run for your money,” remarked Billiter, a pale
sunshine of intelligence overspreading his puffy features. “But—” he
paused.
“But what?”
“I can’t go racing with you in this kit.”
“I will provide you,” said Quixtus, “with whatever costume you think
necessary for the purpose.”
Billiter went his way exulting and spent the remainder of the afternoon
in tracking a man down from his office in Soho, his house in Peckham,
several taverns on the Surrey side of the river, to a quiet café in
Regent Street. The man was a red-faced, thick-necked, hard, fishy-eyed
villain with a mouth like the slit of a letter-box, and went by the name
(which he wore inscribed on his hat at race-meetings) of Old Joe Jenks.
Billiter drew him into a corner and whispered gleeful tidings into his
ear. After which Old Joe Jenks drew Billiter to a table and filled him
up with the most seductive drinks the café could provide.
Before the lessons in horse-racing under Billiter’s auspices began—for
gorgeous raiment, appropriate to Sandown and Kempton, like Rome, is not
built in a day—Quixtus sent for the remaining Evil Genius.
“What have you to suggest?” he asked after some preliminary and
explanatory conversation.