Are Parents People? — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Are Parents People?
John Stuart Mill · en
"This is a great opportunity, Raimundo," she said, "if you take it in
the right way."
"Oh, I shall take it right," said the boy, sitting down beside her and
studying his long, slim foot in profile. "I shall, of course, make love
to the beautiful Charlotte."
"You will do nothing of the kind."
"For what are we crossing the ocean?" replied her son. "Oh, I have
read transatlantic fiction. American men do not mind your making love
to their wives--because it saves them the time it would take to do
it themselves; and then also it confirms their belief that they have
acquired a valuable article."
"You must not talk like this, even to me," said his mother. "You are
quite wrong. Charlotte, like most of the American women I have met, is
extremely cool and virtuous."
"Of course," said Raimundo, "you offer them only a dumb doglike
devotion." And looking into her face he sketched a look of dumb doglike
devotion at which she could not help laughing.
Charlotte was at the wharf to welcome them, accompanied by a competent
manservant to do the work of the customs. Mr. Haines, it appeared, was
in California. The princess expressed polite regret at hearing this.
"Oh, he'll be back," answered his wife, and if she did not add "quite
soon enough" her tone conveyed it, and Raimundo darted a quick impish
glance at his mother.
As they waited while the princess' maid put back the trays of the
trunks Lisa tried to convey her admiration of the harbor. Of course a
great deal has been written about the approach to New York by sea, but
as the princess, like most Europeans, had never read anything about
America, it all came as a great surprise to her. It seemed to come as a
surprise to Charlotte too.
"Beautiful?" she said incredulously. "After Venice?"
"Different," answered the princess.
"I should say it was different," said Charlotte. "There--I think those
horrible men have finished mauling your trunks, and we can go."
It was on the tip of Lisa's tongue to say that she found the American
customs officials perfectly civil, and that her experiences on European
frontiers had been much more disagreeable, but as she began to speak
she was suddenly conscious that Charlotte did not really want to think
well of her native land, and she stopped.
"Oh, I say," cried the little prince as they came out of the cavelike
shadow of the pier into the cloudless light of the winter day, "what a
jolly day! I shan't be responsible for anything I do if you have many
days like this."
"Oh, we have lots of these," returned Charlotte, signaling to her
footman. "We have nothing else--no half lights, no mists, no mystery."
And they got into her little French town car and started on their way
uptown.