The tradespeople of Friarton accepted Oliver as their champion for
the time being, and prepared to go _en masse_ to hear him, in order
to show he was their lecturer. He was not to have a mere handful
of an audience, not even of the out-and-out gentry, but of the
shabby-genteel, such as Mr. Fremantle was content to address. Oliver
was to air his abilities and their college training, demonstrating that
he was as far before a schoolmaster-parson like Fremantle in profane
scholarship, as the shopkeepers’ pastor, Mr. Holland, was in advance of
the clerk in holy orders in spiritual gifts.
Old Dadd proved nearly the solitary defaulter. ‘I make a point, Mr.
Oliver, of attending no lectures save those in the chapel on Sunday
evenings,’ he explained. ‘Yes, yes, I understand you perfectly, sir,
that you are to speak after shop hours, but that is the very time when
I compare my invoices, make myself acquainted with the prices and read
anything else I care to see in the papers. Lectures ain’t in my line,
and I am too old a boy to take up with new courses, I leave ’em to the
young people. Mrs. Dadd—not that she is so much younger, as, like the
rest of the ladies, she would have us believe—and my son Jack will
represent the family for its credit and yours.’
‘If you care to see me, Mr. Oliver,’ said Mrs. Dadd, with her
propensity to make herself scarce.
‘Of course he does,’ interrupted Jack; ‘even an old woman counts. You
can thump with your umbrellar at the applause. Trust us for crying
you up to the skies, Constable,’ was the cheerful assurance of Jack,
who had never heard the verb _claquer_, or guessed its effect in
metropolitan theatres.
‘If you’ll listen to me—that is all I want,’ said Oliver.
‘Oh! if it’s the independent dodge, and standing on your own merits,
you’re after, we can be as quiet as mice,’ said Jack, a little offended
at the indifferent reception of his pledge.
‘My dear, we are the most highly favoured of mortals,’ Mrs. Hilliard
told Catherine at dinner.
‘Are we?’ asked Catherine, sceptically, looking at the partridge on her
plate, as if she lamented its early, piteous fate, and did not know how
to eat it.
‘My great-cousin Oliver—his surname should have been Cromwell, not
Constable—will deign to hold forth for our benefit in the town-hall
on Tuesday evening.’
‘What about?’ enquired Catherine without much interest, still picking
at her partridge as if she saw it flying over the stubble.
‘How should I know? On the duty of girls taking bread-sauce and
pegging—not picking—at the food on their plates. I don’t know what
will become of you, child; you despise bread-sauce, you are too fine
for mint-sauce, and as for onion-sauce—to which I am base enough to
incline, though I do it in strict privacy, as you will bear me witness,
and avoid all respectable company for the rest of the day—I wonder you
can sit in the same room with it and me.’