The Iron Puddler: My Life in the Rolling Mills and What Came of It — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Iron Puddler: My Life in the Rolling Mills and What Came of It
John Stuart Mill · en
The trainman examined it by the dim light at the window. His eye told
him that it was a fine gold watch. “All right,” he said as he pocketed
it and went away. I never knew whether I cheated the brakeman or the
brakeman cheated me. The watch wasn't worth as much as the ride, but the
ride wasn't his to sell.
I had bought the watch in Cincinnati. A fake auction in a pawnshop
attracted my attention as I walked along a street near the depot. The
auctioneer was offering a “solid gold, Swiss movement, eighteen jeweled
watch” to the highest bidder. “This watch belongs to my friend Joe
Coupling,” he said, “a brakeman on the B. & O. He was in a wreck and
is now in the hospital. Everybody knows that one of the best things a
railroader has is his watch. He only parts with it as a matter of life
and death. Joe has got to sell his watch and somebody is going to get
a bargain. This watch cost eighty-five dollars and you couldn't buy the
like of it to-day for one hundred. How much am I offered?” Some one bid
five dollars, and the bidding continued until it was up to twenty-five
dollars. At that price the watch was declared sold, and I strolled on,
thinking the matter over. I figured that the story of Joe the injured
brakeman must be false. If he had an eighty-five-dollar watch he could
borrow forty on it. Why should his “friend” have sold it outright for
twenty-five? The fakery of it was plain to any one who stopped to think.
Who then would be fool enough to pay twenty-five dollars for a fake
watch at a side auction? Not I. I was too wise. “How easy it is,” I said
to myself, “to solve a skin game.”
The next day I happened to pass the place again and they were selling
the same watch. I listened for the second time to the sad story of
Joe the brakeman. He was still in the hospital and still willing to
sacrifice his eighty-five-dollar gold watch to the highest bidder. Just
for fun I started off the bidding at two dollars. The auctioneer at once
knocked down the watch to me and took my money. The speed of it dazed
me, and I stumbled along the street like a fool. What was the game? I
held the glittering watch in my hand and gazed at it like a hypnotized
bird. I came to another pawnshop and went in. “What will you give me on
this watch?” I asked. The pawnbroker glanced at it and said he couldn't
give me anything but advice.
“I can buy these watches for three dollars a dozen. They are made to be
sold at auction. The case is not gold and the works won't run.”