The Plébiscite; or, A Miller's Story of the War: By One of the 7,500,000 Who Voted "Yes"
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"Yes--and quickly too. His highness has twelve horses: he must have
room."
I was going to answer, but the officer began to swear and storm so
loudly, without listening to anything I could plead, shouting at me
that every one of my beasts would be driven to be slaughtered
immediately if I made any difficulty, that without saying another word,
I drove them all out, my heart swelling, and my head bowed with
despair. Gredel, watching from her window, saw this, and coming down,
red with anger, said to the officer: "You must be a great coward to
behave so roughly to an old man who cannot defend himself."
My hair stood on end with horror; but the officer vouchsafed not a
word, and went off instantly.
Then the chaplain whispered in my ear: "You are going to have the honor
of entertaining Monseigneur, the reigning Duke of Saxe-Meiningen, and
you must call him 'Your highness.'"
I thought with myself: "You, and your highness, and all the highnesses
in the world, I wish you were all of you five hundred thousand feet in
the bowels of the earth. You are a bad lot. You came into the world
for the misery of mankind. Thieves! rogues!"
I only thought these things: I would not have said them for the world.
Several persons had been shot in our mountains the last two
days--fathers of families--and the remembrance of these things makes
one prudent.
As I was reflecting upon our misfortunes, his highness arrived, with
his aides-de-camp and his servants. They alighted, entered the house,
hung up their wet clothes against the wall, and filled the kitchen. My
wife ran upstairs, I stood in a corner behind the stove: we had nothing
left to call our own.
This Duke of Saxe was so tall that he could scarcely walk upright under
my roof. He was a handsome man, covered with gold-lace ornaments; and
so were the two great villains who followed him--Colonel Egloffstein
and Major Baron d'Engel. Yes, I could find no fault with them on
account of their height or their appetites; nor did they seem to mind
us in the least. They laughed, they chatted, they swung themselves
round in my room, jingling their swords on the stone floor, on the
stairs, everywhere, without paying the smallest attention to me--I
seemed to be in _their_ house.
From their arrival until their departure, the fire never once went out
in my kitchen; my wood blazed; my pans and kettles, my roasting-jack,
went on with their business; they twisted the necks of my fowls, my
ducks, my geese, plucked them, and roasted them: they fetched splendid
pieces of beef, which they minced to make rissoles, and sliced to make
what they called "biftecks"; then they opened my drawers and cupboards,
spread my tablecloths on my table, rinsed out my glasses and my
bottles, and fetched my wine out of my cellar.