The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million
John Stuart Mill · en
“Whatever he is, he’s a bird,” said Mike Dowling; “and you want to
watch him fly.”
Taking by the wing the alien fowl that had fluttered into the nest of
Liberty, Mike led him to the door of the engine-house and bestowed upon
him a kick hearty enough to convey the entire animus of Company 99.
Demetre Svangvsk hustled away down the sidewalk, turning once to show
his ineradicable grin to the aggrieved firemen.
In three weeks John Byrnes was back at his post from the hospital. With
great gusto he proceeded to bring his war map up to date. “My money on
the Japs every time,” he declared. “Why, look at them Russians—they’re
nothing but wolves. Wipe ’em out, I say—and the little old jiu jitsu
gang are just the cherry blossoms to do the trick, and don’t you forget
it!”
The second day after Byrnes’s reappearance came Demetre Svangvsk, the
unidentified, to the engine-house, with a broader grin than ever. He
managed to convey the idea that he wished to congratulate the hose-cart
driver on his recovery and to apologize for having caused the accident.
This he accomplished by so many extravagant gestures and explosive
noises that the company was diverted for half an hour. Then they kicked
him out again, and on the next day he came back grinning. How or where
he lived no one knew. And then John Byrnes’s nine-year-old son, Chris,
who brought him convalescent delicacies from home to eat, took a fancy
to Svangvsk, and they allowed him to loaf about the door of the
engine-house occasionally.
One afternoon the big drab automobile of the Deputy Fire Commissioner
buzzed up to the door of No. 99 and the Deputy stepped inside for an
informal inspection. The men kicked Svangvsk out a little harder than
usual and proudly escorted the Deputy around 99, in which everything
shone like my lady’s mirror.
The Deputy respected the sorrow of the company concerning the loss of
Erebus, and he had come to promise it another mate for Joe that would
do him credit. So they let Joe out of his stall and showed the Deputy
how deserving he was of the finest mate that could be in horsedom.
While they were circling around Joe confabbing, Chris climbed into the
Deputy’s auto and threw the power full on. The men heard a monster
puffing and a shriek from the lad, and sprang out too late. The big
auto shot away, luckily taking a straight course down the street. The
boy knew nothing of its machinery; he sat clutching the cushions and
howling. With the power on nothing could have stopped that auto except
a brick house, and there was nothing for Chris to gain by such a
stoppage.