1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.Mayhew, Henry
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1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.
Mayhew, Henry
Great Exhibition (1851 : London, England) -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Now it so happened, that it wanted a fortnight of the return of
Jennings’ man, the brewer, whose periodical circumgyrations with the
beer, round about Buttermere, gave, like the sun, life and heat to the
system of its inhabitants. In this dire emergency, Postlethwaite, whose
deafness was found to increase exactly in proportion to the
inconvenience of the journeys required of him, was had out, and shaken
well, and bawled at, preparatory to a walk over to Lorton Vale, where
the brewery was situated—only six miles distant.
But his trip on this occasion was about as successful as the last, for
on reaching the spot, he found that the brewer, like the grocer, the
farrier, and the publicans, had disappeared for London on the same
pleasurable mission.
The family at Hassness was thus left without tea, beer, or bread, and,
consequently, reduced to the pure mountain stream for their beverage,
and oaten cakes and bacon for their principal diet. Their stock of fresh
meat was usually procured from Frank Hutchison, the butcher of
Cockermouth, but to go or send thither, under their present
circumstances, appeared to be impossible. So that Mrs. Sandboys began to
have serious alarms about two or three pimples that made their
appearance on Cursty’s face, lest a continued course of salt meat and
oat-cake should end in the whole family being afflicted with the scurvy.
She would immediately have insisted on putting them, one and all, under
a severe course of treacle and brimstone, with a dash of cream of tartar
in it, to “sweeten their blood;” only, luckily, there was neither
treacle nor brimstone, nor cream of tartar, to be had for twenty miles,
nor anybody to go for it, and then, probably, nobody at Mr. Bowerbank’s
to serve it.
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