1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.Mayhew, Henry
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1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.
Mayhew, Henry
Great Exhibition (1851 : London, England) -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
But, if it were not deep, the bottom of the beck was at least stony; and
there, on his back, without breath to cry out, lay the wretched
Sandboys, a victim to his theory, his coat skirtless, his pantaloons
torn to shreds, and the waters curling white about him, with the driving
string in his hand, cut by the sharp craigs in his fall—while the legs,
the loin, the griskin, and the chine—that were to have consoled the
family for weeks, were running off upon the pettitoes which he had
privately set aside for his own supper on some quiet evening.
Elcy, who, throughout the whole chase, had been bewailing the poor
“piggy’s” troubles, and exclaiming to her father not to hurt it,
screamed with terror, as, from the gate, she saw the plunge and splash;
while the wicked Jobby, who had been rendered powerless by laughter, and
the want of shoes, and Postlethwaite, who also had been inwardly
enjoying the scene, now rushed forward to the rescue, in company with
the whole household, and dragged out from the beck the bruised,
tattered, bedraggled, bespattered, bedrenched, and wretched Sandboys—the
more annoyed, because the first inquiry addressed to him by Mrs.
Sandboys, in a voice of mingled terror and tenderness, was, “Whatever
_has_ become of the pig?”
That was a mystery which took some hour or two to solve; for it was not
until Elcy and Jobby, in Postlethwaite’s old shoes, had explored both
Robinson and the Moss, that they caught sight of “Cwoley” on the slope
beside the foot of Buttermere Lake, dancing, in wild delight, round the
shaft of a deserted mine, known as “Muddock,” where, as became evident
from the string twisted round the bushes, the pig, like Curtius, had
plunged suicidally into the gulf, and was then lying, unbaked,
unroasted, and unboiled, in twelve foot water!
Sandboys, when the news was brought him, was, both metaphorically and
literally, in hot water. He sat with his two feet in a steaming pail,
and wrapped in a blanket, with a basin of smoking oatmeal gruel in his
hand, Mrs. Sandboys by his side, airing a clean shirt at the fire, and
vowing all the while, that she would not wonder if his obstinacy in
stopping down there, starving all the family, and denying them even the
necessaries of life, to gratify his own perversity, were not the death
of herself and the dear children. If he caught _his_ death, he would
only have himself to blame; for there was not a Dover’s Powder within
twenty miles to be had for love or money; and as for tallowing his nose,
it was more than she could afford to do, for the candles were running so
short, and there was not a tallow-chandler remaining in the
neighbourhood, so that in a few days she knew that, all through his fine
management, they would be left not only tealess, beerless, meatless,
and, she _would_ add, her dear boy shoeless, but also in positive
darkness.
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