‘Indeed I did not! Do you imagine you are the only nice man I have ever
seen--that I have been shut up on this island like poor Miranda and
never met a man before? What a simpleton you must be! Of course I was
engaged to him, and should have been married to him by this time, only
the poor dear had no certain income, and papa would not hear of it!
And I cried for weeks afterwards whenever I heard his name mentioned.
Would you have had me an insensible block, and not care whether we had
to give each other up or no?’
‘No, no, of course not, but it is terrible to me, Nora, to think you
could have cared for another man.’
‘Rubbish!’ cried the young lady. ‘How many women have you cared for
yourself? Come now, let us have the list?’
The earl blushed uneasily.
‘I have told you already,’ he replied, ‘that you are the first woman I
have ever asked to be the Countess of Ilfracombe!’
‘And I didn’t ask you how many women you had proposed to, but how many
you had thought you loved. The list can’t be so long that you have
forgotten them all? Let’s begin at the end. That will make it easier.
Who was the last woman before me?’
‘That is a very silly question, Nora, and I consider that I have
already answered it. Besides, I am not a young lady, and that makes
all the difference.’
‘In your idea, Ilfracombe, perhaps, but not mine. We women see no
difference in the two things at all. And if you cannot produce a
clean bill of health in the matter of having loved before, you have
no right to expect it of me. Besides, my dear boy,’ she continued in
a more soothing voice, ‘do you mean to tell me, in this nineteenth
century, that you have reached your present age--what is your present
age, Ilfracombe, nine-and-twenty, is it not?--without having made love
to heaps of women? Not that I care one jot! I am not such a zany! I
think it’s all for the best since “pot will not be able to call kettle
black,” eh?’
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