A Blue Devil of France: Epic figures and stories of the Great War, 1914-1918 — John Shaqi
A Blue Devil of France: Epic figures and stories of the Great War, 1914-1918Capart, G.-P. (Gustav-P.)
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A Blue Devil of France: Epic figures and stories of the Great War, 1914-1918
Capart, G.-P. (Gustav-P.)
World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives
The boche general turned crimson because he had misunderstood de
Marnac and when the latter had spoken of "cut suspenders" he certainly
imagined some enormous thing----
He showed by his nervousness the lack of linguistic knowledge he
possessed. He called an interpreter and it was explained to him.
He found then that the reason for the truce was very decent and his
face flushed with pleasure.
During all this scene the little girl, who incessantly busied herself
about the table and who had not lost a word, bit her lips to keep from
giggling.
Dinner over, de Marnac requested of the German general that he be
allowed to retire.
He got up and the general charged him with a thousand pleasant
sentiments for me----
At the moment when he stepped out the door the little girl was lying in
wait for him and whispered in his ear:
"We count on you for Victory!"
* * * * *
On leaving the German general's headquarters, his eyes were bandaged
and he and his bugler were led back into our lines.
Having reached his post, he made out a complete report of what had
taken place and forwarded it to me by the usual channels.
Judge my astonishment on reading the pamphlet, I cried:
"They are absolutely crazy, both of them? Ought to be put in a strait
jacket."
Then, I thought immediately of the scandal this story would stir up and
the consequences which would follow. I was absolutely astounded.
After having reflected for some time, I sent this report to General
Sarrail--without comment, naturally, and then I awaited the tempest.
The storm broke!--Sarrail got me on the telephone and called me a lot
of pretty names. He was furious, and I swear he had reason----
"Your _protégé_ is doing nicely, I compliment you!----"
"Yes, general, he is completely crazy----"
"You will have that fellow executed immediately----"
"You forget the story of the trousers, general----"
"It was a fine idea of yours to appoint him sub-lieutenant, I
compliment you----"
"There is also the story of the trousers, general----"
* * * * *
General Sarrail sent Sub-Lieutenant de Marnac's report to great
headquarters. Major Petit and de Marnac were arrested immediately and
things were going entirely wrong----
I was able, nevertheless, to save the young fool, by repeating this:
"Yes, but there is the story of the trousers!"
Finally, Petit and de Marnac were given thirty days confinement, and I
commenced to breathe.
You believe my story to be ended? Not at all! The most important
episode was not long in coming, to my very great confusion.
January 1, 1915, at the break of day and in the same sector that the
foregoing events transpired, a German lieutenant advanced toward our
lines with a white flag and a bugler.
The officer carried an immense package under his arm, which was wrapped
in pasteboard.
They bandaged the eyes of both and led them into our lines.
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