The form of the thought struck him instantly. His feet came down to the
floor with a crash, and in his excitement his pipe went smashing down
beside them.
"By Jove!" he cried aloud, "I have it!"
And the plot of the extravaganza, which everybody will remember as being
so successful the following winter, "A Speculator in Air," and which
set Barum West on his feet financially, was only a properly modified
version of the vagaries in which the author had indulged in the handling
and the losing of his imaginary fortune.
Interlude Sixth.
A BUSINESS MEETING.
A BUSINESS MEETING.
[_Certain absurd, not to say malicious, reports having been circulated
in regard to the meeting held by the Rosedale Sewing-Circle to decide
upon the time, place, and other details of their annual spring fair, it
is deemed but simple justice to the estimable ladies who compose that
body to give an accurate and unvarnished account of the proceedings on
that occasion; and the writer feels that not only will such a narration
sufficiently silence all slanders, but that it will as well go far
toward a triumphant refutation of the often-repeated falsehood that
women have no aptitude for business._]
The meeting, being appointed for 2.30 P. M., was called to order by
the president, Mrs. Gilflora Smithe, at 3.30 P. M., the hour preceding
having been spent in an animated and pleasant discussion of the
important question whether the pastor's wife, who was detained at home
by illness, was really so extravagant as to use granulated sugar in her
sweet pickles, as was positively asserted by Miss Araminta Sharp. The
secretary read the report of the last meeting, as follows:--
"Monday, April 7.--Meeting called to order by the president. The records
read and approved. There being no quorum present, it was unanimously
voted to hold the next meeting on Thursday, as that day is more
convenient for the ladies. On motion of Mrs. Percy Browne, voted to
appoint a committee of one to take charge of the Art Department of the
fair. Mrs. Browne kindly volunteered to serve as that committee.
Adjourned."
The records having been approved, the president remarked that there was
so much business to come before the meeting that she really could not
tell where to begin, and she should be glad if some one would make a
motion, just to start things.
"A motion to put things in motion," murmured Miss Keene, looking around
with the smile which everybody knew meant that she had made a joke.
Everybody smiled also, although nobody saw the point until the president
echoed, with a pleased air of discovery, "Motion,--motion! Very good,
Miss Keene."
Then they all smiled once again, and Miss Gray told of an excellent jest
made by a cousin in Boston:--
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