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"Dear me, I had forgotten," sighed Louise, "and I don't think anything
has ever seemed really funny since that."
"The sad part of it is," continued Evelyn, "that the warning in the
motto we used would now be a necessity. Who but ourselves would
understand those jokes? What was the motto?" to an inquiring freshman,
"Quae jocum suspiciet, eam oportet ridere;
Quae non, oportet aliis ridentibus ridere.
Ne lacrima!
Quot intellixistis?"
"Don't apologize for talking Latin, Evelyn," said Marjorie, with a
comical glance at the group, "it's like our mother tongue."
"That was the way the Latin lecture used to begin," explained Ellen, for
the benefit of the undergraduates. "You see we used to have lectures in
Latin as a sort of elective."
"That sounds impressive; it did to me when I first heard it," responded
Marjorie, "but those Latin lectures were the most humorous things you
could imagine. You watched the Polyglot's face, and you knew when to
laugh and when to weep, and you were a little dull if you didn't
understand enough to raise your hand when he called out 'Quot
intellixistis?'
"Do you remember the one on Irish bulls? In your honour wasn't it, Pat?"
turning to Beatrice O'Hara, whose vaunted Irish blood was evident in her
speech.
"I wish I'd kept a record of Pat's bulls," remarked Susan. "I often feel
as though one of them was just the tonic I needed."
"Never mind," answered Beatrice, good-humouredly, "I once saw through
one all by myself. That time I told you I was carrying a stool with me
because I had to stand up."
"I often think of the way the Gifted chuckled, because you would say
'whenever a man died,'" added Ellen.
"I didn't deserve his ridicule; for I was the only person capable of
understanding what he meant by his favourite 'on a mutual hand,' or of
appreciating the beautiful idea of his 'tell all that you don't know
about this subject.'"
"Oh, Marjorie," exclaimed Edith, "have you forgotten how you disgraced
yourself just because you thought you noticed the joke introducing
expression on a learned lecturer's face? You would go to the German
lecture on Ulfilas, thinking it wise to make the most of all
opportunities for getting up your German for your orals."
"Not a bit of it," interrupted Marjorie, "I came to myself to find the
distinguished guests and the members of the Faculty gazing at me as
though I were crazy, and you pinching me black and blue. And all because
I had worked myself into hysterics of laughter over the Lord's Prayer in
Gothic."
"Wasn't it queer in those days when everything was new?" inquired one of
the audience.
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