"Mr. Leveridge," said he, "this is a scurvy trick you have played me.
You have put me into your book."
"I only sketched a not over-scrupulous lawyer," protested Joseph. "Why
should you put the cap on your own head?"
"Because it fits. It is myself you have put into your book, and by no
legal process can I get out of it. I shall not be competent to advise
the magistrates on the bench, and, good heavens! what a mess they will
get into. I do not know whether your fellow-clerk can carry on the
business. _I have been used up._ I'll tell you what. You go away; I want
you no more at the office. Whenever you revisit Swanton you will see
only the ruins of the respected firm of Stork. It cannot go on when I am
not in it, but in your book."
The last to arrive was Mr. Wotherspoon. He was in a most depressed
condition. "There was not much in me," said he, "not at any time. You
might have spared such a trifle as me, and not put me also into your
book and _used me up_. Oh, dear, dear! what will my poor mother do! And
how Sarah and Jane will bully me."
* * * * *
That same day Mr. Leveridge packed up his traps and departed from
Swanton for his mother's house.
That she was delighted to see him need not be said; that something was
wrong, her maternal instinct told her. But it was not for some days that
he confided to her so much as this: "Oh, mother, I have written a novel,
and have put into it the people of Swanton--and so have had to leave."
"My dear Joe," said the old lady, "you have done wrong and made a great
mistake. You never should introduce actual living personages into a work
of fiction. You should pulp them first, and then run out your characters
fresh from the pulp."
"I was so afraid of using my imagination," explained Joe.
Some months elapsed, and Leveridge could not resolve on an employment
that would suit him and at the same time maintain him. The fifty pounds
he had earned would not last long. He began to be sensible of the
impulse to be again writing. He resisted it for a while, but when he got
a letter from his publisher, saying that the novel had sold well, far
better than had been expected, and that he would be pleased to consider
another from Mr. Leveridge's pen, and could promise him for it more
liberal terms, then Joseph's scruples vanished. But on one thing he was
resolved. He would now create his characters. They should not be taken
from observation.
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