These and other cheerful remarks of a general nature were addressed
by "His Majesty" to the company at large. It is true, the royal eye
was fixed exclusively on Katie, and therefore the royal remarks were
probably so many efforts to do the agreeable to her. But that young
lady persistently evaded the royal eye; and as Dolores was
disregarded altogether, it was natural enough that Mrs. Russell
should appropriate all the royal remarks and make the necessary
replies.
"Ah, sire! your 'Royal Majesty' is so very funny! Are all the crowned
heads thus?"
"All av thim--ivery mother's son av thim. An' they're an illigant
lot. But moind this--it's mesilf that bates the whole lot,
out-an'-out. Ye know, I'm not only King av Spain, but heir to the
crown av France."
"Is it possible?" said Mrs. Russell.
"Divil a loie I'm tellin'," said "His Majesty." "It's thrue, so it
is. I'm nixt av kin to Heuri Cinq--that's Chambord, ye know. The Count
av Paris is Orleans, not Bourbon. I'm Bourbon, begorra! An' whin
Chambord doies, an' the nixt revolution takes place in France, I'll
march on Paris an' give pace to that unhappy counthry. An', be
jabers! I'll take me wife wid me, an' we'll live in Paris, an' I'll
get her the most illigant dhresses, an' coort coschumes, an' bonnets,
an' boots, an' laces, an' gims, an' jools, that iver any woman wore.
The Quane av Spain 'll be the Quane av France too; an' what's more,
she'll be the quane of beauty an' fashion, an' the ex-Empress
Eugenie'll be nowhere. She'll be forgotten."
It was thus that the royal wooer tried to dazzle Katie's imagination;
but whatever the effect on her may have been, it is certain that Mrs.
Russell experienced the full effect of the dazzling visions which
those words were intended to call up.
"An' now," said "His Majesty," starting up, "we must be off. We've
got business. But we hope to see yez soon, an' have it all arranged.
Whisper, darlint"--and he bent down his royal head close to Mrs.
Russell's tingling ear--"whisper, jool: I'm wantin' to have a
discoorse wid ye--somethin' important--I must see ye alone. It's ill
convaynient just now, an' I don't want to be overheard. I'll wait
till the gyerruls are aslape, an' I'll luk in. Ye'll moind, will ye?
This noight, jool."
"Ah, sire--ah, 'Your Majesty,'" sighed Mrs. Russell, "I'm ready--why
not now?"
"Whis-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sht! shure ye'll spoil all, so ye will. Only
moind--to-noight!"
"Ah, sire, I'll never forget--never--never!"
"Thin moind to be on the luk-out," said "His Majesty;" and with
these remarkable words he retreated, leaving Mrs. Russell in a state
of mind which, as the novelists say, "can better be imagined than
described."
CHAPTER XXIX.
HOW HARRY PAYS ANOTHER VISIT, AND MEETS WITH A STRANGE ADVENTURE.
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