Americans -- England -- Fiction; Courtship -- Fiction; Women travelers -- England -- Fiction
I'm getting to adore Aunt Celia. I didn't care for her at first, but she
is so deliciously blind. Anything more exquisitely unserviceable as a
chaperon I can't imagine. Absorbed in antiquity, she ignores the babble
of contemporaneous lovers. That any man could look at Kitty when he
could look at a cathedral passes her comprehension. I do not presume too
greatly on her absent-mindedness, however, lest she should turn
unexpectedly and rend me. I always remember that inscription on the
backs of the little mechanical French toys: 'Quoiqu'elle soit tres
solidement montee, il faut ne pas brutaliser la machine.'
And so my courtship progresses under Aunt Celia's very nose. I say
'progresses'; but it is impossible to speak with any certainty of
courting, for the essence of that gentle craft is hope, rooted in labour
and trained by love.
[Illustration: She ignores the babble of contemporaneous lovers]
I set out to propose to her during service this afternoon by writing my
feelings on the flyleaf of the hymn-book, or something like that; but I
knew that Aunt Celia would never forgive such blasphemy, and I thought
that Kitty herself might consider it wicked. Besides, if she should
chance to accept me, there was nothing I could do in a cathedral to
relieve my feelings. No; if she ever accepts me, I wish it to be in a
large, vacant spot of the universe, peopled by two only, and those two
so indistinguishably blended, as it were, that they would appear as one
to the casual observer. So I practised repression, though the wall of my
reserve is worn to the thinness of thread-paper, and I tried to keep my
mind on the droning minor canon, and not to look at her, 'for that way
madness lies.'
* * * * *
_She_
York, _June 28_,
High Petergate Street.
My taste is so bad! I just begin to realize it, and I am feeling my
'growing pains,' like Gwendolen in 'Daniel Deronda.' I admired the
stained glass in the Lincoln Cathedral the other day, especially the
Nuremberg window. I thought Mr. Copley looked pained, but he said
nothing. When I went to my room, I consulted a book and found that all
the glass in that cathedral is very modern and very bad, and the
Nuremberg window is the worst of all. Aunt Celia says she hopes that it
will be a warning to me to read before I speak; but Mr. Copley says no,
that the world would lose more in one way than it would gain in the
other. I tried my quotations this morning, and stuck fast in the middle
of the first.
Mr. Copley thinks I have been feeing the vergers too liberally, so I
wrote a song about it called 'The Ballad of the Vergers and the Foolish
Virgin,' which I sang to my guitar. Mr. Copley thinks it is cleverer
than anything he ever did with his pencil. Of course, he says that only
to be agreeable; but really, whenever he talks to me in that way, I can
almost hear myself purring with pleasure.
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