Cabinet system -- Great Britain -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction
Under the heading “Stop Press News,” he saw “Demaine Result,” and
then underneath, more courteously: “Mr. Demaine has been heard of.” It
was printed in faint wobbly type in a big blank space--and there was
nothing more.
Edward, entering at that moment, told him that the exact point from
which the message had been sent could not be discovered until Brighton
had cleared.
“Oh!” said the Prime Minister.
He was going to call up Mary Smith, but Edward assured him that nothing
more than an inept half-wit maid would answer the demand--he had tried
it.
Dolly sat on in patience and wondered where Demaine had been
discovered. The matter was of some moment. Without the least doubt he
would have to make up his mind as to the succession of the office that
very afternoon, and it was already close on five.
Demaine might be discovered suffering from a loss of memory (though
what he had to remember Dolly couldn’t conceive); he might have been
discovered in the hands of the police. He might have been discovered
attempting for some unknown reason to fly the country. Till the Premier
knew more he could not act.
For a good half-hour he persuaded himself that it was better to wait.
Then he went out and motored to Mary’s.
And Mary of course was not at home.
He went on to Demaine House, and found there nothing but a man making a
very careful inventory of all the pictures, all the furniture and all
the glass. He came back to his room, and at last the mystery was solved.
All good things come to an end, as do all delays and all vexations,
and life itself. By a method less expeditious than some of those
which modern civilisation has put at our disposal, the full truth was
revealed to him.
George Mulross Demaine was at that moment (it was six o’clock) upon
that afternoon of Wednesday, the 3rd of June, ... drinking brandy and
soda in great quantities and refusing tea, at the Liverpool Street
Hotel. A courteous message from the Manager thereof was the source of
the information, and Edward--Edward who never failed--had been the
first to receive it.
The message had gone up and down London a good deal before it had got
to the House of Commons; at Demaine House the Manager had been told to
try Mary Smith’s number, and at Mary Smith’s the half-wit having almost
had her head blown off by Edward’s repeated violence, very sensibly
suggested that the Manager should telephone direct to the House of
Commons and give a body peace.
An instant demand (said Edward) that Demaine should himself come to
the instrument, had been followed by a very long pause, after which he
was told that the gentleman had gone off in a four-wheeler with a lame
horse, and had left the bill unpaid.
There was nothing to do but to wait.
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