Cabinet system -- Great Britain -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction
Half-past six struck, and the quarter. Their fears were renewed when,
just upon seven, a figure strangely but neatly clothed was shown into
the room, by a servant who displayed such an exact proportion between
censure and respect as would have puzzled the most wearisome of modern
dramatists to depict.[4]
It was Demaine!
His clothes were indeed extraordinary. You could not say they fitted,
and you could not say they did not fit. The trousers and the coat and
the waistcoat were made of one cloth, a quiet yellow. The lines of the
shoulders, the arms, the legs, the very stomach, were right lines: they
were lines proceeding from point to point; they were lines taking the
shortest route from point to point. They were straight: they were plumb
straight. The creases upon the trousers were not those adumbrations
of creases which the most vulgar of the smart permit to hint at the
newness of their raiment: they were solid ridges resembling the roofs
of new barns or the keels of racing ships. The lapels of the coat did
not sit well upon it; rather they were glued to it. The waistcoat did
not fit, it stuck. And above this strange accoutrement shone, with more
fitness than Edward and Dolly could have imagined, the simple face of
George Mulross Demaine.
His hair--oh horror!--was oiled; one might have sworn that his face was
oiled as well.
The colour of his skin resembled cedarwood save on the nose, where it
resembled old oak. If ever a man was fit, that man was George Mulross,
but if ever a man was changed, George Mulross was also that man.
“Sit down,” said the Prime Minister delightedly. “Oh my dear George,
sit down!”
“I can’t,” said George, using that phrase perhaps for the twentieth
time during the last forty-eight hours. “They’re ready-made,” he
explained, blushing (as Homer beautifully puts it of Andromache)
through his tan. “I didn’t sit down in the train and I didn’t sit down
in the cab.”
“Where have you been, George?” asked the Prime Minister.
“I’ve had an adventure,” said George modestly.
“But hang it all, where have you _been_?”
“I’ve been to sea,” said George.
“Oh-h-h-h-h-h!” said the Prime Minister.
“Beastly luck, isn’t it?” said George simply.
“It’s worse than that,” said Edward grimly.
“Why?” asked George with something like fright upon his honest if
oleaginous face.
“Well, never mind,” said Dolly. “It must have been pretty tough. Were
you blown out to sea?”
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