Cabinet system -- Great Britain -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction
Sudie had all her father’s readiness; she pointed out to him at once
that under the conditions of English politics the total cessation of
an income the source of which was familiar to her husband’s friends,
would at once affect her father’s credit in future transactions, and
clearly showed that no investment could be more to his advantage than
the placing of sums at her disposal for the proper up-keep of his
daughter’s position in the society of London.
To this powerful argument Theocritus immediately replied that those who
looked for hens’ teeth were liable to be stung; that cigars containing
explosive matter had been offered him too frequently in the past for
him now to entertain the thought of consuming them; and that when he
was bulling London he would advise. By which parables he intended to,
and did, convey to his daughter his fixed conclusion that it was up to
her to bear futures: and lest she should have failed wholly to seize
his point, he told her briefly and in the plainest terms that whatever
rocks were going were wanted--badly--to sling at something with more
dough in it than Mayfair.
With that their brief discourse was ended.
This little conversation over, Demaine was given to understand that
he might re-enter the room. He was a little shy in doing so, for
interviews of this sort usually meant some new gift or subsidy, but it
was shyness of a pleasant sort and he had little doubt that he should
hear in a moment the extent or at least the nature of the new bounty
which his young household was to receive. He was therefore only puzzled
by the novelty of phrasing when his father-in-law, looking at him in a
manner rather humorous than severe, remarked:
“Well, I’ve stacked it up with Sudie, and she may stack it up with
you.” Then in a kinder tone, he added: “You catch?”
“Yes sir,” said George untruthfully.
“Why then, ’nuff’s said,” concluded the Captain of Industry, and very
thoughtfully he picked his teeth with a long fine silver point which
he habitually carried in his waistcoat for that purpose of the toilet.
“It’s no call ter last long,” he muttered half to himself and half to
the bewildered Demaine; “anyhow the pump’s sucking; and there’s no more
oil,”--to elucidate which somewhat cryptic phrase Sudie begged her
husband not to stand gaping there like a booby, but to sit down and
understand as much of it as he could.
Whereupon in the clearest possible language, punctuated by her father’s
decisive and approving nods, she translated into older idioms exactly
what had happened, and exactly what it meant. They were worth just
£1500 a year between them from that day onwards for--well, till there
was a change.
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