Cabinet system -- Great Britain -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction
George Mulross went in a mood lighter than any he had known for many
weeks, towards his cousin’s house. He found her, of course, alone.
“Dimmy,” she said, lifting his hand gently from the chimneypiece
where he was moving it aimlessly among several breakable and valuable
things,--“Dimmy, when did you last ask a question in the House?”
He looked frightened, and said:
“Oh! ages ago.”
“Now look here, Dimmy,” she said smoothly, “I want you to go and ask
this to-day,”--and she handed him a bit of paper.
“Have you got any money in it?” he asked innocently.
“No, certainly not,” she answered. “You silly ass! What could that have
to do with it? Read it.”
He read: “_Mr. G. M. Demaine: to ask the Prime Minister whether his
attention has been called to the fact that the Van Huren Company is not
registered in London as the law provides, and what steps he proposes to
take in view of this evasion of a public safeguard?_”
“What on earth have I to do with that?” he asked, looking up at her, a
little put out and evidently unwilling to take any risks. “What is it
anyhow?”
“Now look here, Dimmy,” she said, “do be a good fellow: it’s all for
your good.”
“Well anyhow,” he said, “I can’t get an answer for two days.”
“Yes you can,” she said, “I’ve sent Dolly a little note typewritten,
and signed it in your name; and you can call it a ‘matter of which you
have given him private notice.’”
“Oh, you have!” said Demaine, almost moved to energy.
“Yes, I have,” said Mary Smith firmly. “There are a hundred and eight
questions to-day; it’s half-past three and you’ve time to get down to
the House comfortably. I’ll take you there.”
She did: and amid the general indifference of most members in a crowded
House, the amusement of perhaps a couple of dozen, and the red-hot
silent rage of at least two, G. M. Demaine in a half-audible voice,
mumbled his query.
The Prime Minister received more than a murmur of applause when he
answered in his clear and rather high voice that in a matter of such
importance and in a moment such as this, it was not to the interest of
the country to give a public reply.
If there was one thing George Mulross Demaine dreaded more than another
it was to be questioned, and still more to be congratulated, upon
things he did not understand. Luckily for him a scene of some violence
connected with the religious differences of the Scotch, prevented the
immediate opening of the debate at the end of Questions, and he had the
opportunity to slip away. But to his terror he found the motor waiting
for him and Mary Smith beckoning him from within; like the fascinated
bird of the legend he was captured. He hoped that she would drive him
to some more congenial air. But no, she produced, from a large and
business-like wallet which she only carried in her most imperious
moments, two questions to be set down for the day after the morrow.
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