Cabinet system -- Great Britain -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction
The driver had let the engine stop. Sir Charles sat tapping either
foot, his eyes alight, and his hands working nervously. The man was
working the barrel organ in front of the machine; the piston started
once or twice vigorously, then died down again. Sir Charles got out.
“If you can’t make your damn kettle go,” he said,--then he suddenly
smiled. “What a good-natured face you have,” he remarked with an abrupt
transition of tone. “It’s a brutal thing for men like me with enormous
incomes to bully people who have to be out in all weathers, though I
must say you taxi-men are a privileged lot! You’ve always got a herd
of poor fellows round you, running messages for you and what not. You
know,” he went on still more familiarly, “if you didn’t look so jolly
good-natured I wouldn’t get into the cab again: but I will now. I will
now,” he nodded reassuringly to show there was no ill-feeling, and he
climbed again into the taxi, which at last started off upon its journey.
Sir Charles, within that vehicle, preserved for some moments the
expression of strong silence which was at least one-half of his
fortune. Suddenly that expression broke down; something tickled him
hugely. Such a merry look came into his eyes as had perhaps not visited
them since he was a child--if then. It occurred to him to look out of
the window. The fact that the window was up in no way incommoded him.
He butted his head through it and then very cautiously drew it in again.
“That’s dangerous,” he muttered, “might have cut myself.”
The driver of the taxi heard nothing. Sir Charles looked through the
star of broken glass for a moment, then cautiously lowered the sash. He
put his head out again, smiling almost to the point of laughter, and
asked the driver whether he had noticed the absurd pomposity of the
two sentries and the policemen outside Marlborough House. The taxi man
simply said “Yes sir,” and went on driving.
For a few minutes Sir Charles was silent, ruminating and smiling
within. Then he put his head out again.
“Yes, but did you?” he asked.
And just at that point the traffic was stopped to allow a cross current
from another street to pass.
“What a fool a man can make of himself,” said Sir Charles suddenly
to nobody, communing half aloud with his own soul. “It’s an amazing
thing! I can’t conceive why I should put my head out of a window like
that to tell him the way.... I suppose I was telling him the way ...
but my head is so bad!... What a fool a man can make of himself!” The
sternness of his expression returned. He remembered that the taxi-man
knew his address and he bethought him how to escape from humiliation.
When they had driven up to his house he would pretend it was the wrong
number and drive somewhere else.
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