A Colonial Reformer, Vol. 2 (of 3)Boldrewood, Rolf
History
A Colonial Reformer, Vol. 2 (of 3)
Boldrewood, Rolf
Australia -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
The horses were promptly unharnessed and turned out amidst luxuriant
pasture, after which all hands crossed the Great River in Gregor’s
dug-out to that gentleman’s hotel. An apology for the primitive
appearance of the place was thought necessary by Parklands, so
considerate ever is the outgoing proprietor to the intending purchaser.
Ernest assured him that, though slightly inferior to the Royal, he had
already, since his arrival in Australia, been lodged more humbly.
Having witnessed one another’s signature in passable whisky, towels
were produced, and the dust of the day consigned to the river.
At ten o’clock p.m. all hands were ordered to bed by Aymer Brandon, in
spite of Sparks’s desire to describe a lovely damsel whom he had met
when last in Sydney. She was his sixteenth engagement, but
circumstances had compelled an irrevocable parting. Knowing that
another whisky would infallibly bring on a retrospective history of the
other fifteen, Aymer was inexorable and hunted the amorous Parklands to
bed, where he was heard to murmur softly, ‘Couldn’t lick her,’ as he
dropped off to sleep.
Beelzebub, arising with the lark, promoted the next adventure, as
follows: Gregor was out at cockcrow, to kill a sheep for morning chops,
but found himself all too late. His fold, a hundred yards from the
house, was dog-proof, with the exception of the hurdled gateway.
Reaching it, ‘all hunger-maddened and intent on blood,’ he found
another in possession actuated by similar motives. He beheld Beelzebub
in the very act of devouring a six-tooth ewe―not the class of sheep
usually selected for slaughter. ‘Stiffen those blank dingoes!’ roared
Gregor, ‘there goes a note!’ Charging wrathfully into the yard, and
unconsciously commending himself by name to his enemy, he assaulted the
‘Evil One.’ The instinct of the latter came primarily into play, thus
assaulted unawares, and he sprang at the high slanting poles, all
vainly. Not Cerberus himself could have cleared them. This false step
was but the weakness of a moment. Logical reasoning, the result of
civilised intercourse, reasserted its sway. Calm as Marlborough, he
then comprehended the situation with a glance, and proceeded to execute
the only strategical movement possible in the very pressing, or rather
depressing, condition of the engagement.
Gregor, upon observing his abortive attempt to clear the fence, had
rushed to the gate. The crafty one, with an innocent expression of
countenance, and his flag curled gracefully over his back, trotted
calmly towards him. Gregor timed the dog well, unknowing of his
resources, and aimed a kick at him which would have stove in a
thirty-ton cutter.
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