A Comic History of the United StatesHopkins, Livingston
History
A Comic History of the United States
Hopkins, Livingston
United States -- History -- Humor
The British were entirely out of provisions, and had been living
exclusively on congress water for some weeks past. Mr. Burgoyne had
written home to the Crown that, if the war was to be successfully
prosecuted in America, the army must be supplied with something more
filling for the price than mineral water. But he must have forgotten to
mail the letter, for no commissary stores arrived, and the soldiers
continued to subsist upon their aqueous diet. They were consequently
greatly reduced and fell an easy prey to the Americans.
That year Congress adopted the Stars and Stripes as the flag of the
United States,[3] which (with the addition of other stars from time to
time) has been handed down to grateful posterity, and to-day proudly
reveals to the youth of a free Republic the whereabouts of the circus
tent.
Footnote 3:
NOTE—This supplied a want long felt, as the army had hitherto rallied
round Mr. Washington’s red pocket handkerchief tied to a broom handle.
_CHAPTER XXII._
IMPRUDENT CONDUCT OF BENEDICT ARNOLD—A REAL ESTATE
SPECULATION—$50,000 THE PRICE OF LIBERTY (TERMS CASH)—MAJOR ANDRÉ
IS SERIOUSLY COMPROMISED—SUSPENSE—EVIL COMMUNICATION—A
TALE-BEARING YELLOW DOG.
It was in the fall of 1780 that one Benedict Arnold, being seriously
inconvenienced for want of funds, employed some very questionable means
of getting on his financial legs again. After laying his head together
for a spell, he resolved to realize on some real estate belonging to the
colonial government, and make a European tour on the proceeds.
He secretly negotiated with the British Commander, Lord Clinton, (then
at New York,) for the sale of a few acres at West Point, where he
(Arnold) happened to be in command, which he agreed to transfer to the
said Lord Clinton for and in consideration of $50,000 to him, the said
Arnold, paid in hand.
[Illustration:
_BENEDICT ARNOLD MEDITATING TREASON_
_Mr ARNOLD ABANDONS HIS PLANS_
_CAPTURE OF MAJOR ANDRÉ_
_MAJOR ANDRÉ ABANDONS HIS PLANS._
_M ANDRÉ IN A STATE OF SUSPENSE._
]
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