A Comic History of the United StatesHopkins, Livingston
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A Comic History of the United States
Hopkins, Livingston
United States -- History -- Humor
With the exception of certain little eccentricities of character,
(hardly worth mentioning,) Mr. Polk proved a very desirable tenant of
the White House, and on retiring left it in good repair.
[Illustration:
_BIRDS-EYE VIEW OF THE MEXICAN WAR._
]
TAYLOR—FILLMORE.
Zachary Taylor took the White House off Mr. Polk’s hands, but only
survived six months.
Vice-President Millard Fillmore succeeded him, and having by accident
discovered that there was a good deal of gold secreted about California,
recognized the importance of admitting her into the Union lest some
foreign Power should take it into its head to carry off the rich
territory some dark night. There was special danger to be apprehended
from China, which had already begun to make excavations from below.
President Fillmore lost no time in taking California in, and many
ambitious young gentlemen of culture went there and grew up with the
country. In the work of art on page 172, we behold one of the latter
journeying toward the setting sun, accompanied by as many of the
luxuries of civilization as his limited means of transportation will
admit of.
[Illustration:
A YOUNG GENTLEMAN OF CULTURE ON HIS WAY TO CALIFORNIA.
]
There seem to be one or two incongruities in this otherwise master-piece
which we are at a loss how to reconcile with known laws of science. We
allude more particularly to the phenomenon of the sun and moon shining
simultaneously. But for the artist’s usual respectful way of treating
serious subjects we should be inclined to suspect that he was trifling
with our feelings. The worst of it is, the paradox escaped our notice
until after the plates had been cast. We hope our artist will be able to
explain it away on his return from Rome.
JAMES BUCHANAN
next undertook to fill the vacancy. Nature abhors a vacuum, and
generally fills it with wind if it can do no better. Republics sometimes
imitate her example, and the election of Mr. Buchanan was a case in
point. He was chronically afflicted with “squatter sovereignty,” and
spent most of his time in trying to comprehend American politics.
During Buchanan’s Administration John Brown and Sons undertook the
contract of exterminating slavery, and as an initial step seized and
burned the United States Arsenal at Harper’s Ferry. But the firm failed
before the job was half completed.
Mr. Brown’s body now lies mouldering in the grave, but it is due to him
to state that his soul goes marching on.
[Illustration]
On a previous page will be found John Brown’s soul in the act of
marching. Our artist was unable to obtain a very exact sketch as it was
getting quite dark.
LINCOLN—JOHNSON.
Abraham Lincoln was next voted into the chair, which reminds us of a
little anecdote.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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