All at once she cried out: "Oh, father, look there! Who is that
strange-looking man watching us from behind the bushes?"
They all turned, and then I felt that fourteen or fifteen pairs of very
keen eyes were on me, seeing me very plainly indeed, for in my curiosity
and excitement I had come out from the thicker bushes to place myself
behind a ragged, almost leafless shrub, which afforded the merest
apology for a shelter. Putting a bold face on the matter, although I did
not feel very easy, I came out and advanced to them, removing my
battered old hat on the way, and bowing repeatedly to the assembled
company. My courteous salutation was not returned; but all, with
increasing astonishment pictured on their faces, continued staring at me
as if they were looking on some grotesque apparition. Thinking it best
to give an account of myself at once, and to apologize for intruding on
their mysteries, I addressed myself to the old man:
"I really beg your pardon," I said, "for having disturbed you at such an
inconvenient time, and while you are engaged in these--these solemn
rites; but I assure you, sir, it has been quite accidental. I happened
to be walking here when I saw you coming, and thought it best to step
out of the way until--well, until the funeral was over. The fact is, I
met with a serious accident in the mountains over there. I fell down
into a ravine, and a great heap of earth and stones fell on and stunned
me, and I do not know how long I lay there before I recovered my senses.
I daresay I am trespassing, but I am a perfect stranger here, and quite
lost, and--and perhaps a little confused after my fall, and perhaps you
will kindly tell me where to go to get some refreshment, and find out
where I am."
"Your story is a very strange one," said the old man in reply, after a
pause of considerable duration. "That you are a perfect stranger in this
place is evident from your appearance, your uncouth dress, and your
thick speech."
His words made me blush hotly, although I should not have minded his
very personal remarks much if that beautiful girl had not been standing
there listening to everything. My _uncouth_ garments, by the way,
were made by a fashionable West End tailor, and fitted me perfectly,
although just now they were, of course, very dirty. It was also a
surprise to hear that I had a _thick speech_, since I had always
been considered a remarkably clear speaker and good singer, and had
frequently both sung and recited in public, at amateur entertainments.
After a distressing interval of silence, during which they all continued
regarding me with unabated curiosity, the old gentleman condescended to
address me again and asked me my name and country.
"My country," said I, with the natural pride of a Briton, "is England,
and my name is Smith."
"No such country is known to me," he returned; "nor have I ever heard
such a name as yours."
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