"There's no free will," says the philosopher; "To hang is most unjust." "There is no free will," assents the officer; "We hang because we must." Hope is an explorer who surveys the country ahead. That is why we know so much about the Hereafter and so little about the Heretofore. Remembering that it was a woman who lost the world, we should accept the act of cackling geese in saving Rome as partial reparation. There are two classes of women who may do as they please; those who are rich and those who are poor. The former can count on assent, the latter on inattention. When into the house of the heart Curiosity is admitted as the guest of Love she turns her host out of doors. Happiness has not to all the same name: to Youth she is known as the Future; Age knows her as the Dream. "Who art thou, there in the mire?" "Intuition. I leaped all the way from where thou standest in fear on the brink of the bog." "A great feat, madam; accept the admiration of Reason, sometimes known as Dryfoot." In eradicating an evil, it makes a difference whether it is uprooted or rooted up. The difference is in the reformer. The Audible Sisterhood rightly affirms the equality of the sexes: no man is so base but some woman is base enough to love him. Having no eyes in the back of the head, we see ourselves on the verge of the outlook. Only he who has accomplished the notable feat of turning about knows himself the central figure in the universe. Truth is so good a thing that falsehood can not afford to be without it. If women did the writing of the world, instead of the talking, men would be regarded as the superior sex in beauty, grace and goodness. Love is a delightful day's journey. At the farther end kiss your companion and say farewell. Let him who would wish to duplicate his every experience prate of the value of life. The game of discontent has its rules, and he who disregards them cheats. It is not permitted to you to wish to add another's advantages or possessions to your own; you are permitted only to wish to be another. The creator and arbiter of beauty is the heart; to the male rattlesnake the female rattlesnake is the loveliest thing in nature. Thought and emotion dwell apart. When the heart goes into the head there is no dissension; only an eviction. If you want to read a perfect book there is only one way: write it. "Where goest thou, Ignorance?" "To fortify the mind of a maiden against a peril." "I am going thy way. My name is Knowledge." "Scoundrel! Thou art the peril." A prude is one who blushes modestly at the indelicacy of her thoughts and virtuously flies from the temptation of her desires. The man who is always taking you by the hand is the same who if you were hungry would take you by the cafe. When a certain sovereign wanted war he threw out a diplomatic intimation; when ready, a diplomat. If public opinion were determined by a throw of the dice, it would in the long run be half the time right.