Farm life -- Indiana -- Fiction; Indiana -- Fiction; Sex role -- Fiction
Adam was the finest physical specimen of a man she knew. He was good
looking also, and spoke as well as the average, better in fact, for
from the day of their marriage, Agatha sat on his lap each night and
said these words: "My beloved, to-day I noted an error in your speech.
It would put a former teacher to much embarrassment to have this occur
in public. In the future will you not try to remember that you should
say, 'have gone,' instead of 'have went?'" As she talked Agatha
rumpled Adam's hair, pulled off his string tie, upon which she
insisted, even when he was plowing; laid her hard little face against
his, and held him tight with her frail arms, so that Adam being part
human as well as part Bates, held her closely also and said these
words: "You bet your sweet life I will!" And what is more he did. He
followed a furrow the next day, softly muttering over to himself:
"Langs have gone to town. I have gone to work. The birds have gone to
building nests." So Adam seldom said: "have went," or made any other
error in speech that Agatha had once corrected.
As Kate watched him leaning back in his chair, vital, a study in
well-being, the supremest kind of satisfaction on his face, she noted
the flash that lighted his eye when Agatha offered to "freeze a
custard." How like Agatha! Any other woman Kate knew would have said,
"make ice cream." Agatha explained to them that when they beat up
eggs, added milk, sugar, and corn-starch it was custard. When they
used pure cream, sweetened and frozen, it was iced cream. Personally,
she preferred the custard, but she did not propose to call it custard
cream. It was not correct. Why persist in misstatements and
inaccuracies when one knew better? So Agatha said iced cream when she
meant it, and frozen custard, when custard it was, but every other
woman in the neighbourhood, had she acted as she felt, would have
slapped Agatha's face when she said it: this both Adam and Kate well
knew, so it made Kate laugh despite the fact that she would not have
offended Agatha purposely.
"I think--I think," said Agatha, "that Nancy Ellen has much upon which
to congratulate herself. More education would not injure her, but she
has enough that if she will allow her ambition to rule her and study in
private and spend her spare time communing with the best writers, she
can make an exceedingly fair intellectual showing, while she surely is
a handsome woman. With a good home and such a fine young professional
man as she has had the good fortune to attract, she should immediately
put herself at the head of society in Hartley and become its leader to
a much higher moral and intellectual plane than it now occupies."
"Bet she has a good time," said young Adam. "He's awful nice."
"Son," said Agatha, "'awful,' means full of awe. A cyclone, a
cloudburst, a great conflagration are awful things. By no stretch of
the imagination could they be called nice."
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