For a few moments we sat in silence, but I fear my grace was as
graceless as my morning worship had been. Miss Warren's manner was
reverent. Were her thoughts also wandering? and whither? She certainly
held mine, and by a constraint that was not unwelcome.
When she lifted her expressive eyes I concluded that she had done
better than merely comply with a religious custom.
"The spirit of this home has infected you," I said.
"It might be well for you also to catch the infection."
"I know it would be well for me, and wish to expose myself to it to the
utmost. You are the only obstacle I fear."
"I?"
"Yes. I will explain after supper."
"To explain that you have good cause to ask for time,"
"Richard Morton, does thee like much sugar in thy tea?" Mrs. Yocomb
asked.
"No-yes, none at all, if you please."
My hostess looked at me a little blankly, and Adah and Silas Jones
giggled.
"A glass of milk will help us both out of our dilemma," I said, with a
laugh.
"An editor should be able to think of two things at once," Miss Warren
remarked, in a low aside.
"That depends on the subject of his thoughts. But don't breathe that
word here, or I'm undone."
"Richard Morton," said Mr. Yocomb, "I hope thee feels the better for
mother's ministrations since we came home. Will thee pass thy plate for
some more of the same kind?"
"Mrs. Yocomb has done me good ever since I followed her into the
meeting-house," I replied. "I am indeed the better for her dinner, and
I ought to be. I feared you would all be aghast at the havoc I made.
But it is your kindness and hospitality that have done me the most
good, I would not have believed yesterday afternoon that my fortunes
could have taken so favorable a turn."
"Why, what was the matter with you then?" asked Adah, with wide-eyed
curiosity; and little Zillah looked at me with a pitying and puzzled
glance.
"A common complaint in the city. I was committing suicide, and
yesterday became conscious of the fact."
"Mr. Morton must have hit on an agreeable method of suicide, since he
could commit it unconsciously," Miss Warren remarked mischievously. "I
read in Emily Warren's newspaper this afternoon," said Silas Jones,
with awkward malice, "of a young fellow who got a girl to marry him by
pretending to commit suicide. He didn't hurt himself much though."
The incident amused Adah exceedingly, and I saw that Miss Warren's eyes
were full of laughter. Assuming a shocked expression, I said:
"I am surprised that Miss Warren takes a paper so full of insidious
evil." Then, with the deepest gravity, I remarked to Silas Jones, "I
have recently been informed, sir, on good authority, that each one
instinctively finds and reads in a newspaper that which he likes or
needs. I sincerely hope, my dear sir, that the example you have quoted
will not lead you to adopt a like method."
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