A Desperate Game: A Comic Drama in One Act — John Shaqi
A Desperate Game: A Comic Drama in One ActMorton, John Maddison
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A Desperate Game: A Comic Drama in One Act
Morton, John Maddison
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
MRS. S. (_sneeringly_) I am perfectly aware, sir, what you carry away
with you.
RAT. The hope, madam, which I trust you in some degree share with me,
that our first interview will not be our last. (_turns at door, L. C.,
makes a profound bow, and exits, L. U. E._)
MRS. S. He's gone, and I have no longer strength even to call for
help.
POS. (_knocking violently at door_) But I have! I'll cry for help
against any man in England! Help!
MRS. S. (_rising_) Ah, is that you, David?
POS. No--it's me--Postlethwaite. Cousin Percy, open the door. (_MRS.
SOMERTON hastily runs and unlocks door, R. C., POSTLETHWAITE puts his
head out_) Is the ruffian gone?
MRS. S. Yes--yes.
POS. You're sure of it?
MRS. S. (L.) Quite sure.
POS. (_R., rushing on_) Then let me get at him! Come out wherever you
are, and face me like a man--come on, I say. (_squaring violently_)
Coward! (_in a tone of supreme contempt_)
MRS. S. Then you have heard----
POS. Everything from that window, above that closet there, or whatever
it is where I've been locked up for the last hour among the pickles.
MRS. S. And yet you allowed me to be robbed.
POS. Come I like that--you allowed yourself to be robbed.
MRS. S. (_contemptuously_) And you did _nothing._
POS. I beg your pardon, I looked on in silent astonishment.
MRS. S. But you ought to have made a noise.
POS. So I did--I tumbled down backwards into a lot of grocery.
(_from the beginning of this Scene between MRS.
SOMERTON and POSTLETHWAITE it has gradually become
daylight_)
MRS. S. And to think that he should be allowed to effect his escape!
What shall I do?
POS. Do? Take example by me, show a proper spirit like me, and send
for the police.
MRS. S. We have none.
POS. No police! (_suddenly recollecting_) but _I_ have, of course, and
a superintendent into the bargain--here--in my pocket.
MRS. S. You've got a superintendent of police in your pocket?
POS. Yes--no; but I've got his appointment--that's the same thing,
besides he's a friend of mine; I'll run for him this moment, and in
less than ten minutes we'll have him here dead or alive; I mean my
friend--no--the robber--no, my friend. (_running to door, L. C._)
Holloa, this door's locked (_running to mantel-piece and about to ring
the bell_) and the bell rope's cut (_suddenly_) ah! the ruffian has
left his pistols behind him. (_seizing pistols off the mantel-piece_)
Stand out of the way, cousin. (_rushing to window_)
MRS. S. What are you about to do?
POS. Do? send a bullet through his body.
MRS. S. Pshaw! Why you can't even see him.
POS. Then I'm the more likely to hit him; besides, it will raise an
alarm at all events. (_pulling both triggers as he points the pistols
out at window_) Holloa they're not loaded! (_suddenly_) Oh, if I had
only known that. (_about to get out at the window_)
MRS. S. Cousin, what are you about?
POS. Why, as I can't get out by the door, I must have recourse to the
window. (_getting out_)
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