I had the privilege of taking Mrs. Burton in to dinner, and was rewarded with an entirely new, and to me rather shocking view, of Abraham Lincoln, who, she said, had wasted the heritage of his land by blood and fire, and had surrendered the remnant to aliens. 'My brother, suh,' she said, 'fell at Gettysburg in order that Armenians should colonise New England to-day. If I took any interest in any dam-Yankee outside of my son-in-law Laughton yondah, I should say that my brother's death had been amply avenged.' The man at her right took up the challenge, and the war spread. Her eyes twinkled over the flames she had lit. 'Don't these folk,' she said a little later, 'remind you of Arabs picnicking under the Pyramids?' 'I've never seen the Pyramids,' I replied. 'Hm! I didn't know you were as English as all that.' And when I laughed, 'Are you?' 'Always. It saves trouble.' 'Now that's just what I find so significant among the English'--this was Alice's mother, I think, with one elbow well forward among the salted almonds. 'Oh, I know how _you_ feel, Madam Burton, but a Northerner like myself--I'm Buffalo--even though we come over every year--notices the desire for comfort in England. There's so little conflict or uplift in British society.' 'But we like being comfortable,' I said. 'I know it. It's very characteristic. But ain't it a little, just a little, lacking in adaptability an' imagination?' 'They haven't any need for adaptability,' Madam Burton struck in. 'They haven't any Ellis Island standards to live up to.' 'But we can assimilate,' the Buffalo woman charged on. 'Now you _have_ done it!' I whispered to the old lady as the blessed word 'assimilation' woke up all the old arguments for and against. There was not a dull moment in that dinner for me--nor afterwards when the boys and girls at the piano played the rag-time tunes of their own land, while their elders, inexhaustibly interested, replunged into the discussion of that land's future, till there was talk of coon-can. When all the company had been set to tables Zigler led me into his book-lined study, where I noticed he kept his golf-clubs, and spoke simply as a child, gravely as a bishop, of the years that were past since our last meeting. 'That's about all, I guess--up to date,' he said when he had unrolled the bright map of his fortunes across three continents. 'Bein' rich suits me. So does your country, sir. My own country? You heard what that Detroit man said at dinner. "A Government of the alien, by the alien, for the alien." Mother's right, too. Lincoln killed us. From the highest motives--but he killed us. Oh, say, that reminds me. 'J'ever kill a man from the highest motives?' 'Not from any motive--as far as I remember.'