'Well, I have. It don't weigh on my mind any, but it was interesting.
Life _is_ interesting for a rich--for any--man in England. Ya-as! Life
in England is like settin' in the front row at the theatre and never
knowin' when the whole blame drama won't spill itself into your lap. I
didn't always know that. I lie abed now, and I blush to think of some of
the breaks I made in South Africa. About the British. Not your official
method of doin' business. But the Spirit. I was 'way, 'way off on the
Spirit. Are you acquainted with any other country where you'd have to
kill a man or two to get at the National Spirit?'
'Well,' I answered, 'next to marrying one of its women, killing one of
its men makes for pretty close intimacy with any country. I take it you
killed a British citizen.'
'Why, no. Our syndicate confined its operations to aliens--dam-fool
aliens.... 'J'ever know an English lord called Lundie[5]? Looks like a
frame-food and soap advertisement. I imagine he was in your Supreme
Court before he came into his lordship.'
[Footnote 5: 'The Puzzler': _Actions and Reactions_.]
'He is a lawyer--what we call a Law Lord--a Judge of Appeal--not a real
hereditary lord.'
'That's as much beyond me as _this_!' Zigler slapped a fat Debrett on
the table. 'But I presoom this unreal Law Lord Lundie is kind o' real in
his decisions? I judged so. And--one more question. 'Ever meet a man
called Walen?'
'D'you mean Burton-Walen, the editor of--?' I mentioned the journal.
'That's him. 'Looks like a tough, talks like a Maxim, and trains with
kings.'
'He does,' I said. 'Burton-Walen knows all the crowned heads of Europe
intimately. It's his hobby.'
'Well, there's the whole outfit for you--exceptin' my Lord Marshalton,
_né_ Mankeltow, an' me. All active murderers--specially the Law Lord--or
accessories after the fact. And what do they hand you out for _that_, in
this country?'
'Twenty years, I believe,' was my reply.
He reflected a moment.
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