"Not exactly: she was not, what you would describe as one of my forefathers," explained the Captain. "Her illustrious name is here inserted within brackets as an indication that the Drakes do not claim to be of the blood royal; but, as you will remember, Queen Elizabeth knighted Sir Francis, and there is a pleasant tradition in the family that she once flirted with him." "Ain't that wonderful!" gasped one of the ladies. They entered the parlour, where George was crushing flies with a cork against the windows. It was his habit to display some form of activity when his uncle was about. "The pictures," resumed the Captain, "are chiefly good examples of the oleographic school; with here and there a choice engraving taken from the illustrated press: marine landscapes, depicting sea breaking upon rocks, being a prominent feature. The young lady picking sunflowers was painted by my wife at the age of seventeen, and is the only example of that period which survives." "The flowers are dahlias," Mrs. Drake corrected somewhat sharply. "My dear, anybody acquainted with our simple wayside plants could tell that at a glance. I am afraid, ladies and gentlemen, the only flowers I can name with absolute certainty are sea anemones and jellyfish. The grandfather clock is unique," hurried on the Captain. "It strikes the hours upon a gong, chimes them upon bells, and is also provided with a Burmese instrument which discourses sweet music at the quarters. A clock like this relieves the unnatural stillness of midnight, and gets the servants up early. A barometer is affixed to the case; this wind gauge records the velocity of the draught between door and window; while the burning glass registers the amount of sunshine received in this portion of the room daily. Twice during the twenty-four hours this wooden figure winds up an iron weight which, becoming detached at a certain point, falls upon a detonating substance contained in this iron vessel. The explosion occurs at noon and midnight." "Ah, now I knows it ain't always cats," muttered the Dumpy Philosopher, who lived about a hundred yards away. "About four hours behind, ain't it, Captain?" remarked Squinting Jack. "It does not profess to be a timekeeper," replied the Captain. "Any ordinary clock will tell you the time. This does more--it instructs and entertains. It keeps us alive at nights. I like a clock that announces itself. Last Sunday evening, when in church, I distinctly heard the explosion, the clock being then seven hours slow, and it seemed to me a very homely sound." "I hope Mrs. Drake ain't nervous," said one of the ladies. "No, indeed," came the reply. "I lived for ten years next door to one of the trade union halls. I find it very quiet here." "I reckon this would be another clock," said the Gentle Shepherd, staring at a grandfatherly shape in the corner. "No, my friend, that is an Egyptian mummy."