Then the Captain called a meeting of the Parish Council, to be held at
seven-thirty in the schoolroom; little dreaming, when he set out a few
minutes after eight to take the chair, that he was about to perform his
last public duty.
The Dismal Gibcat attended the meeting without any idea of doing murder:
he brought no weapon except his scowl, which was possibly a birthmark,
and a tongue which disagreed with everybody out of principle. He
presented his case to the meeting and asked for justice. The chairman
promised he should have it, and went on to inquire whether the Dismal
Gibcat would give an undertaking to remove the entanglements and allow
the public to make free use of the pathway.
The Dismal Gibcat replied that, by so doing, he would be committing an
injustice which must fall most heavily upon all those of his dismal
blood who might come after him.
"Then, sir," the chairman cried in his most tremendous voice, "the
matter must pass from our hands into those of a higher tribunal. We
shall appeal to the District Council, and that body will, if necessary,
carry the case further, even to the Court of County Council itself."
Silence followed, during which every parishioner save one in that
crowded schoolroom felt thankful Highfield had a leader capable of
carrying their grievances to the foot of the Throne if necessary. About
the District Council little was known, beyond the fact that it had never
yet interfered in any parochial affairs; while the Dumpy Philosopher
seemed to be the only person primed with information concerning the
County Council.
"It make roads and builds asylums," he explained. "The gentlemen what
belong to it are called Esquire; and they'm mostly in Parliament."
The Dismal Gibcat had the wickedness to declare that he defied all
Councils. There never had been a right of way across his field, and
there never should be. Out of simple goodness of heart he had refrained
from interfering with the homeward progress of a few weary labourers,
although they had not asked permission to trample down his pasture; and
now he was to be rewarded for this mistaken kindness by having a strip
of territory snatched from him by a person--a fat, vulgar person--one he
was sorry to call an Englishman--whom they had been foolish enough to
elect as their chairman--a man who had written a book about himself--a
common creature who claimed to be a descendant of Sir Francis Drake--a
man who styled himself Captain because he had once stolen a fishing
boat--a coarse bullying brute of a gasbag.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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