Miss Yard was a gentle old creature who knew nothing whatever about a
world she had never really lived in. For nearly half a century she
occupied a little house just outside the little town of Drivelford;
during weekdays she would scratch about in a little garden, and twice
each Sunday attend a little church, and about four times in the course
of the year would give a little tea party to ladies much engrossed in
charity. Sometimes she would go for a little walk, but the big world
worried her, and she was glad to get back into her garden. It must have
been rather a mazy garden, as she was continually getting lost in it;
having very little memory she could not easily hit upon the right
pathway to the house, and would circle round the gooseberry bushes until
a servant discovered her. One awful day she lost her servant, luggage,
memory, and herself at a railway junction; and was finally consigned to
the station-master, who was not an intelligent individual; for, when
Miss Yard assured him she was on her way to the seaside, he was quite
unable to direct her. Nobody knew how that adventure ended, because Miss
Yard could not remember.
She accepted her sister's invitation gladly, because a letter came
frequently from the bank to inform her she had overdrawn her account.
Miss Yard did not know much about wickedness, therefore when a servant
told her it was time for a cheque she always smiled and signed one. She
could not understand why no servant would stay with her more than a few
years; but, being a kind-hearted old soul, she was delighted to know one
was going to marry a gentleman, another to open a drapery, and a third
to retire altogether. It was not until she engaged a rather shy little
orphan, whose name of Nellie Blisland was good enough to tempt anybody,
as a lady-servant-companion-housekeeper, that the bank stopped writing
to her; and then Miss Yard, who comprehended a passbook with some
assistance, wondered who had been leaving her money; and at last arrived
at the conclusion that Nellie was a niece who was living with her and
sharing expenses. But this discovery was not made until Mrs. Drake's
invitation had been accepted.
Miss Yard's memory underwent all manner of shocks, when she found
herself installed in the parlour of Windward House. She perceived her
sister clearly enough, but where was Nellie, and what was George? She
had completely forgotten Captain Drake until she turned her spectacles
towards the Egyptian mummy; and then she asked questions which caused
Mrs. Drake to use her smelling salts.
"This is George, our nephew. He does nothing for a living," said the
widow severely.
"Our nephew," repeated Miss Yard, in her earnest fashion. "His name is
Percy, and he came to see me last year, but he seems to have altered a
great deal. What is it he does for a living?"
"Nothing whatever," said Mrs. Drake.
"I've got a weak back," George mumbled.
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