At the house in Connaught Square Mrs. Lamb had to knock and ring
four times without, apparently, attracting the attention of any
one inside. She was meditating gaining admittance through the
area door, when a fifth assault upon the bell and knocker was
productive of a more definite result. After a good deal of what
seemed unnecessary fumbling with the handle, the door was opened
sufficiently wide to admit of Cottrell, the butler, being seen
within. He was attired in the same extremely undignified costume
in which he had greeted his mistress in the morning, which,
however, showed certain signs of what might be called
degeneration. The shirt-front was, if possible, more crumpled
than before; the collar was gone; the waistcoat had, in some
mysterious way, strayed out of the straight, so that while it
was on one side of his body the shirt was on the other; his hair
was rumpled; the whole man looked as if a plentiful application
of cold, clean water might do him a great deal of good.
He held the door just wide enough open to enable him to display
his person and to see who was there, seeming to be not at all
abashed when he perceived that it was his mistress.
"So it's you, is it! So you've come at last; it's about time;
we thought you never were coming. I hope you've brought some
money--everybody hopes so. It's no good your coming into this
house if you haven't--not the least."
Mrs. Lamb was in a bad temper, which, perhaps, on the whole was
not surprising. She had been in a bad temper when she had
started to visit Messrs. McTavish & Brown. The incidents which
had marked the afternoon had not tended to sweeten it. On the
contrary, for quite a time she had been looking for somebody on
whom, to use an expressive euphemism, she might "let herself
go". Had Mr. Cottrell been aware of the lady's state of mind,
even in his then peculiar condition, he might have realised that
there are occasions on which discretion is the better part of
valour. He would certainly hardly have afforded her not only so
excellent an opportunity of giving expression to her feelings,
but also so capital an occasion of making her quarrel just. She
looked at Mr. Cottrell with something in her eyes which should
in itself have been sufficient to serve as a warning; there was
still time for him to perform a strategic retreat. Without a
word she went quickly up the steps, flung the door wide open,
seized him by the shoulders, and sent him spinning into the
street. He sat, for some moments, on the kerb, as if overcome.
Then, exceeding rash, he retraced his way up the steps as best
he could, with the apparent intention of inquiring why he had
been handled in such unceremonious fashion. Before, however, he
had gained the actual summit, he went flying backwards, with the
lady's assistance, in such summary fashion that it was only the
back of his head being brought into contact with the pavement
that stopped him.
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