"Kept you a prisoner! I! Madam, you jest. Has not your foot had
something to do with your confinement? Is it not holding you a
prisoner still?"
"It won't do long, so don't you think it. I'll be out and about
before the day's over, and when I am I'll make things hum. Is my
husband dead?"
"Your husband?"
"My husband! Are you deaf?"
"No, madam, not yet. So far age has not robbed me of my hearing.
But to whom do you refer when you speak of your husband?"
There was that in the fashion in which he asked the question
which caused her to clench her fists, tighten her lips and
descend to vulgarity--unfortunately an easy descent for her to
make when her temper waxed warm.
"What are you playing at? Do you think you're clever, or that
I'm an utter fool? You're wrong if you do, you may take it from
me. Is my husband, Cuthbert Grahame, dead? I've not been able to
get an answer out of that old harridan, but I'll get one out of
you."
"Then is Cuthbert Grahame your husband?"
"Is he! Isn't he? Didn't he marry me the other night in front of
you and that old woman?"
"Have you a certificate or any writing to show it?"
"A certificate! What do I want with a certificate? You said
nothing about a certificate! Look here, old man, don't you try
to play any fool-tricks with me, or you'll be sorry. Are you
trying to make out that he's not my husband?"
"Not at all; I am trying to do nothing. I should like to ask you
a question, to which, before you answer it, I would suggest that
you should give a little careful consideration. Would you rather
be Cuthbert Grahame's wife or not?"
"I am his wife, and you very well know it, so it's no use
talking, and that's enough said. I ask you again, is my husband
dead?"
"Your husband? That is the point which I am gradually
approaching. Mr. Cuthbert Grahame is not dead."
Her jaw dropped open.
"Not dead?"
"Not dead."
"But you told me----"
"Precisely; I am aware that I told you. You will, however,
remember that I made an express reservation in favour of a
miracle. The miracle has happened."
"How long will he live?"
"Madam, I am not omniscient. I have once, within your knowledge,
failed as a prophet; I should not care to fail again."
"Is he dying?"
"I may venture to say that, at the present moment, to the best
of my knowledge and belief, he is not."
"You are beating about the bush. You can at least say if he is
likely to live long."
"It is possible, madam, that he may outlive me--even you."
"Then you have cheated me!--cheated me! You have got me into
this mess by your lies."
"Any injustice I may have done you was unintentional. You will
also be so good as to observe that I have just now offered you
something which was intended to be in the nature of a loophole
out of the dilemma in which you are placed."
"You mean when you asked me if I wanted to be his wife. Am I his
wife, or am I not?"
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